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<d p="416.16700,1,25,10546688,1774089978,0,ebed7828,2071975932134089216,10">This creator really did his homework, prepped for a long time before coming to China, but the camerawork is pretty meh</d>
<d p="786.85700,1,25,16777215,1775215448,0,ce36b4c2,2081417053814156800,10">Is that a bugle in the old man's bag lol</d>
<d p="185.45900,1,25,16777215,1774758127,0,c9d6814d,2077580768909419264,10">That fish drowned</d>
<d p="788.40200,1,25,16777215,1774322217,0,c8fbba3c,2073924087768091904,10">This guy is genuinely kind, really embodies the Chinese spirit — people who live life in the fast lane wouldn't get it</d>
<d p="780.84700,1,25,16777215,1774156720,0,4e7e5882,2072535798670513408,10">The earlier comments were overthinking it, most people are normal irl</d>
<d p="778.84700,1,25,16777215,1774155560,0,1254bf2b,2072526072658499072,10">How nice for foreigners to meet a grandpa like this during their trip to China</d>
<d p="190.50100,1,25,16777215,1774149570,0,5f400531,2072475826263356672,10">That fish is about to go belly up</d>
<d p="422.62300,1,25,16777215,1774143686,0,a890c9e,2072426465337252864,10">His camerawork is just this style — shaky handheld vibes</d>
<d p="722.74100,1,25,16777215,1774126965,0,3955b904,2072286195731898624,10">Is the old man wearing a school uniform?</d>
<d p="328.64400,1,25,16777215,1774112569,0,ebfe106,2072165434262133248,10">Props for using serving chopsticks</d>
<d p="370.08300,1,25,16777215,1774107923,0,a5357e72,2072126464665036288,9">Skip straight to "My Father"</d>
<d p="188.14900,1,25,16777215,1774104364,0,caa0db88,2072096611077100288,9">The one with glasses kinda looks like Harry Potter</d>
<d p="470.31000,1,25,16777215,1774090454,0,5fdc4480,2071979922863784704,9">Thought he was about to start singing</d>
<d p="87.88800,1,25,16777215,1774089355,0,ded9252f,2071970703934437120,9">Been wearing short sleeves for almost a month now</d>
<d p="774.77200,1,25,16777215,1774074854,0,653ed669,2071849063229767936,9">What a hospitable old man — if they'd run into an angry guy who heard they're American, he'd probably start listing America's sins</d>
<d p="18.24800,1,25,16777215,1775671643,0,fd8f3b8d,2085243901207310080,9">Hahaha</d>
<d p="854.10200,1,25,16777215,1775669982,0,3ae97e7b,2085229959961993728,9">That close? Not afraid the boss will spank you?</d>
<d p="554.13000,1,25,16777215,1775659843,0,9538c549,2085144914769500928,9">Xiqiao Mountain, Nanhai Guanyin Temple</d>
<d p="392.68200,1,25,16777215,1775608893,0,c9630902,2084717510569667584,9">It went off the rails more and more toward the end lol</d>
<d p="695.72800,1,25,16777215,1775490204,0,88c61a12,2083721878270307328,9">Should multiply by 4 not 7</d>
<d p="656.39700,1,25,16777215,1775392477,0,96addb69,2082902085204229120,8">Look at that nose lol Jewish hook nose</d>
<d p="773.00000,1,25,16777215,1775324501,0,fef4518f,2082331855264901376,8">Actually a lot of older people have wisdom — sure it's America, but they still have two nukes. Friends are temporary, enemies can be temporary too</d>
<d p="83.95000,1,25,16777215,1775195171,0,d8914378,2081246956491089920,8">This is Foshan's DMV</d>
<d p="33.82800,5,25,16707842,1775189422,0,5353155f,2081198730585469184,8">They're actually in Chancheng District, Foshan — looked it up, the restaurant across the street is Haihui Mansion (Xihuali branch)</d>
<d p="784.18000,1,25,16777215,1775069266,0,c64c6e9f,2080190789883109632,8">Honestly keyboard politics is way less common than people think — people chat a bit then move on. Most spend free time on hobbies. I used to be into it too but moved on</d>
<d p="255.47200,1,25,16777215,1775050028,0,51621ecb,2080029409717024000,8">Sigh</d>
<d p="480.42900,1,25,16777215,1774967173,0,d9de23ee,2079334377581528576,8">Can you stop filming right in people's faces</d>
<d p="318.61600,1,25,16777215,1774941841,0,db47befc,2079121873505100800,8">The shaking is making me nauseous</d>
<d p="355.22400,1,25,16777215,1774758286,0,c9d6814d,2077582100986475520,8">Fans</d>
<d p="244.13600,1,25,16777215,1774758188,0,c9d6814d,2077581277191838208,8">Hahaha</d>
<d p="136.29800,1,25,16777215,1774758069,0,c9d6814d,2077580282546248960,7">Mexico started hand-rolling, then someone in Cuba invented the rolling machine</d>
<d p="94.88800,1,25,16777215,1774676161,0,820be39a,2076893189180700928,7">30°C during Chinese New Year in Guangdong</d>
<d p="186.08400,1,25,16777215,1774597097,0,181fa56d,2076229949391696896,7">In terrible shape</d>
<d p="100.40400,1,25,16777215,1774596982,0,181fa56d,2076228988124218368,7">Seven Stars cigarettes?</d>
<d p="782.30900,1,25,16777215,1774593848,0,411d0b88,2076202696322377216,7">You're overthinking it — I brought my Japanese friend to my hometown and everyone was super friendly too. Chinese people online vs offline are totally different</d>
<d p="480.76100,1,25,16777215,1774532432,0,514e91a9,2075687502304039424,7">So pretentious lmao I'm dying...</d>
<d p="671.18100,1,25,16777215,1774503846,0,56725bea,2075447709716078592,7">Group punishment — everyone standing</d>
<d p="471.84300,1,25,16777215,1774503186,0,56725bea,2075442166850760960,7">John Xina</d>
<d p="341.47100,1,25,16777215,1774503030,0,56725bea,2075440859721168128,7">No need for serving chopsticks with flatbread</d>
<d p="135.73700,1,25,16777215,1774445944,0,d618442,2074961985481266432,7">Originally used by Native Americans in rituals</d>
<d p="729.71700,1,25,16777215,1774442572,0,ffb8f755,2074933702525825792,6">That's Amore~~</d>
<d p="244.71400,1,25,16777215,1774435421,0,64d600c3,2074873716277623296,6">Hahahahaha fear etched into his bones</d>
<d p="87.20300,1,25,16777215,1774420516,0,ca0ed1fc,2074748685308504064,6">Already wearing short sleeves now</d>
<d p="729.62000,1,25,16777215,1774415243,0,75c97e0d,2074704448454456832,6">That's opera, the translation is wrong</d>
<d p="344.99000,1,25,16777215,1774367052,0,f70bebb0,2074300197207014144,6">Is that roast duck? Doesn't look like anyone's grabbing it</d>
<d p="14.58500,1,25,16777215,1774355495,0,d2d5c5b,2074203251012110336,6">Hahahaha</d>
<d p="769.68300,1,25,16777215,1774338758,0,1ad6b0a5,2074062844847987456,6">Northwest China grandpa</d>
<d p="87.27300,1,25,16777215,1774338187,0,1ad6b0a5,2074058057587131904,6">Short sleeves during CNY is normal for Guangzhou — I was wearing short sleeves outside and it was still hot</d>
<d p="1126.10000,1,25,16777215,1774331803,0,a2b0eb30,2074004503799462912,6">Big creator and still using a regular camera? Shouldn't they use an action cam?</d>
<d p="239.56400,1,25,16777215,1774326489,0,c32c9244,2073959927147810816,5">Hahaha</d>
<d p="330.79900,1,25,16777215,1774302406,0,f416dbb2,2073757907572389120,5">Is the person across from them a tour guide?</d>
<d p="704.56000,1,25,16777215,1774248959,0,1a1d56d8,2073309557941304832,5">What's the old man doing?</d>
<d p="790.13600,1,25,16777215,1774241592,0,fa052db1,2073247763378546688,5">"Predator" in English has a sex offender connotation</d>
<d p="433.87200,1,25,16707842,1774219254,0,80c7720c,2073060372848017152,5">Used to watch him play games, didn't expect him to actually come to China lol</d>
<d p="252.35800,1,25,16707842,1774219058,0,80c7720c,2073058731952418560,5">lolol</d>
<d p="845.36900,1,25,16777215,1774194342,0,58765692,2072851394872533760,5">Mizone does taste good tbh</d>
<d p="39.07100,1,25,16777215,1774188771,0,a08bdcc7,2072804664806276352,5">What's with that Henan accent</d>
<d p="1152.13900,1,25,16777215,1774166345,0,8010258e,2072616543166041088,5">Those are lotus flowers</d>
<d p="727.01100,1,25,16777215,1774162098,0,1f2babd2,2072580913459688192,5">This grandpa is so outgoing haha</d>
<d p="696.17500,1,25,16777215,1774155282,0,321e2401,2072523742998814208,4">That expensive??</d>
<d p="245.80300,1,25,16777215,1774150122,0,c0422509,2072480451331255808,4">Hahahahahaha</d>
<d p="248.10200,1,25,16777215,1774149614,0,5f400531,2072476191067423232,4">That</d>
<d p="24.20700,1,25,16777215,1774148796,0,ba91fb2d,2072469329756259840,4">Weather's warming up, of course it starts in the south</d>
<d p="88.94000,1,25,16777215,1774148592,0,11b8d34e,2072467615108355328,4">It's short sleeve weather in Guangdong</d>
<d p="778.05800,1,25,16777215,1774146786,0,6298f0e5,2072452471515038208,4">Great old man, gets misunderstood a lot though</d>
<d p="139.18700,1,25,16777215,1774143752,0,2b64400,2072427017768907776,4">Native Americans were smoking long before anyone else</d>
<d p="116.97600,1,25,16777215,1774143633,0,2b64400,2072426020095043328,4">Tobacco originated in the Americas</d>
<d p="23.93300,1,25,16777215,1774141229,0,a890c9e,2072405852816152576,4">Rare route</d>
<d p="17.05500,1,25,16777215,1774137759,0,a011f661,2072376745042183680,4">Haha didn't dare say the n-word</d>
<d p="949.90000,1,25,16777215,1774105604,0,8e5eeeff,2072107011029474560,3">Team this big and no gimbal? The shaking is killing me</d>
<d p="129.23100,1,25,16777215,1774101163,0,a7e20d63,2072069758639380480,3">China invented e-cigarettes though</d>
<d p="85.69400,1,25,16777215,1774097602,0,823d16d5,2072039886756141312,3">Yep that's Guangdong weather for ya lol</d>
<d p="20.87100,1,25,16777215,1774097522,0,823d16d5,2072039215801786112,3">Didn't expect them to start from the south</d>
<d p="228.81000,1,25,16777215,1774097120,0,9ba94159,2072035838824711168,3">So pricey</d>
<d p="930.51800,1,25,16777215,1774096795,0,ee573cef,2072033116184767488,3">Love the BGM — Ridge Racer 4 soundtrack</d>
<d p="243.86400,1,25,16777215,1774096586,0,ee573cef,2072031364710637312,3">Haha</d>
<d p="365.92300,1,25,16777215,1774096186,0,e1c21b4e,2072028008268765696,3">Damn for a total beginner that pronunciation is impressive</d>
<d p="130.26200,1,25,16777215,1774095655,0,e1c21b4e,2072023555385621248,3">No idea either, wild guess is Mesopotamia first started messing with tobacco</d>
<d p="309.53500,1,25,16777215,1774090904,0,96c377e,2071983701336322560,3">This girl next to him</d>
<d p="79.60200,1,25,16777215,1774090740,0,2478bb1e,2071982321317662464,2">Whatever happens, just eat and drink</d>
<d p="820.73300,1,25,10546688,1774090254,0,ebed7828,2071978245233968896,2">Camera is way too close</d>
<d p="171.32400,1,25,16777215,1774089639,0,ebed7828,2071973087255042304,2">The filming is terrible, camera shaking all over</d>
<d p="110.80900,1,25,16777215,1774087676,0,2eede440,2071956620166242560,2">This dude looks kinda gay ngl</d>
<d p="374.48600,1,25,16777215,1774087386,0,e3a4f89e,2071954186681772288,2">Reading ten thousand books is not as good as traveling ten thousand miles</d>
<d p="130.60500,1,25,16777215,1774085925,0,2baefa5e,2071941933215191552,2">Pretty sure the Spanish brought it back to Europe</d>
<d p="106.21200,1,25,16777215,1774085725,0,d76c5b80,2071940248665219840,2">Seven Stars</d>
<d p="86.68800,1,25,16777215,1774083755,0,13ddfcc9,2071923725246675968,2">I'm in Hong Kong, the temperature here is definitely short sleeve weather now</d>
<d p="90.08800,1,25,16777215,1774083010,0,41fe7fb3,2071917476027269120,2">Been wearing short sleeves since January, warm winter this year</d>
<d p="359.45900,1,25,16777215,1774082989,0,f74039c1,2071917302752191744,2">Why bother learning that</d>
<d p="366.93700,1,25,16777215,1774082157,0,1af5854e,2071910320049388800,1">Not bad talent</d>
<d p="80.58200,1,25,16777215,1774081863,0,71a8b469,2071907856483104000,1">Since when? Guangzhou is in short sleeves?</d>
<d p="321.90500,1,25,16777215,1774080797,0,503caea9,2071898913564837888,1">Should be roast goose in Guangzhou</d>
<d p="329.97100,1,25,16777215,1774079880,0,124bc459,2071891221697733376,1">This garbage camera shaking is unwatchable</d>
<d p="926.83200,1,25,16777215,1774076906,0,75fee3af,2071866272367042304,1">Didn't go up to the Guanyin statue??</d>
<d p="737.94000,1,25,16777215,1774076236,0,f9b6eba2,2071860654926756096,1">Old people just ramble on and on</d>
<d p="121.89600,1,25,16777215,1774075791,0,d5c73bac,2071856924303460096,1">Harry</d>
<d p="34.05800,1,25,16777215,1774073436,0,d051649c,2071837162865337088,1">Name sounds German</d>
<d p="489.48500,1,25,16777215,1774070104,0,f5824c40,2071809218272773888,1">That pronunciation is pretty good</d>
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