Did they never think maybe they can't get through because it's closed off? Won't even consider why the road's closed, then complain the road is bad The kid picked up that accent lmaooo They're really worried playing with kids might cause misunderstandings huh Hahahahaha ←Weren't those cars on the road earlier just turning back because they couldn't get through here? Hahaha, funniest episode yet That toilet is terrifying omg, last time I used one like that was 20 years ago Gangsta gangsta Trying to change tones so the foreigner can understand Conversation between immortals He said detour, the alternate route. Technically that's not allowed Kids learn so fast, accent already changed that quick — no wonder Mencius' mom moved three times Even harder to understand now lmao Little buddy, what happened to you? Hahaha Nesting dolls Lmaooo great entertainment value Ahahaha why are these kids so funny Different area — if you go to the city center you'd have more food options Cross-server chat Kids, if you're reading the danmaku, I suggest you wear helmets when cycling. Safety first. Never question snacks a kid brings you Cutting through a construction site... The kid's mom is dumbfounded These middle-of-nowhere restrooms have nobody cleaning them... Lmao this kid changed the tones of his Chinese What do you mean? Obviously you're not supposed to go through there Finally lost it Marco suddenly came back to life I bet big vehicles aren't allowed but small ones get through Any kids watching? Hey there little bros Hahahaha the kid's drumming up business for the family The Japan one killed me Getting offered cigarettes by kids...... Forced love LMAOOOOO omg These silly kids smoking so young, so dumb More and more people showing up Even learned to say 'take care' The barging into a construction site part Northern pit toilets are truly terrifying. Idk if it's the water shortage or what, nobody cleans them. I was shocked my first time too Prison gamer That accent is killing me lmao... It means technically you're not allowed That kid's accent hahahaha Hahahaha Shanxi nap time Shanxi people take afternoon naps, everything closes after noon Reflexive answer (doge This kid's got serious skills Hahahahaha I'm dying Too funny hahaha Why did everyone's accent get dragged along Random party formation lol Crying laughing hahahaha Grilled cold noodles! So this is where the thumbnail from earlier episodes was, this convenience store They actually made it through They're riding through a no-entry zone again. Because they're minors, can't be too close Very aware of child protection hahahaha Hahahahaha what is happening Study your English well, kiddos~ Before it was Hulk tua Getting more and more accurate Pig feed? Probably still under maintenance, they let them through cuz they're foreigners Nah, kids write their names on every test paper Socially fearless kid bro I'm dying laughing Hahahahaha So THAT'S what weaving through cones means Right, even if you can't read Chinese, the stop/no entry sign should be universal 12 days in, first time someone understood Erenhot Smart of them to find a young person That's hard currency with kid bro Almost heard 'staple food' as 'pig feed', thought they suddenly got rude Hahahahahaha AAAAAHHHHH Hahahahaha These two keep thinking it's because they're white, but the students are just curious about foreigners They're probably not supposed to go through there lol How is it still 900km Treating them like aliens hahahaha So fun Lol suddenly so many people Can't understand Hahahaha no highway needed Jinkela, we want it Cars there might be locals or people commuting Cleaning restrooms is literally part of gas station workers' job I'm eating rn... Haha Really knows how to do business Haha dying Such a street-smart kid... My middle school restroom used to be like this, wonder how it is now Does he think changing his accent will make the foreigners understand lmaooo Probably on the school bulletin board the next day This kid knows what's up Hahahahahahahaha Took them to eat something they think is good Accomplished at a young age How do you take care of your skin, I'm so jealous of your skin, so thick Hahahahaha Hahahaha Spring break? So many kids out these days Shanxi people are already home sleeping Collaborator accent, I can't even The kids here struggle with English Xinjiang accent haha Hahaha Holy sh*t this part is hilarious So dramatic hahaha Believe in the power of believing These kids are learning bad habits... Their whole trip feels like a puzzle game If they knew J. Cole was here they'd switch teams Lmao now it's a soap opera Classic American behavior Someone definitely cleans it, otherwise it'd be even worse Good thing I just finished eating Niko approved Thanks for the men's room tour... Authentic American accent Give the foreigner a Yunyan cig Lmao Really that tall? Doesn't look it Pit toilet Hahahahahaha Hahahahaha Are guys from Shanxi all this tall? All kid snacks So enthusiastic What does that mean? This is a highway right Hahahahaha Feels like the chili got to them Oh god, a pit toilet Hahaha even harder to understand now Help French accent Nod down = greeting, nod up = acknowledging Hahahaha Looks like that sketch couple with headphones gesturing at each other lmao Hahahahaha Houchi Hahahaha Help The machine translation voice recognition is actually decent Technically not allowed Learned it wrong Nesting dolls Is he saying people do a slight head lift to acknowledge? Haven't signed autographs in a while huh "Highway" keyword detected What are they babbling about These little troublemakers are done for Can't hold it in Follow the kids to find good food @Lily Epstein's hometown guy That's ambiguous Hahahahaha The kids are so cute Hahahahaha The old man's unfazed expression is killing me Hhhhhhhhhhhh Can't stop laughing Hunan's slogans are watching you So cursed Kid snacks are the best Even kids use Doubao now Black people are the same, stop saying racist stuff The kids are so cute, warm and friendly Hahahahaha Legend bro hahahaha Hahahahaha Hahahaha dominated by children Pit toilets are normal We are two white foreigners Hahahahaha Haha dying Hahaha They can't even say 'welcome to China'??? Pit toilet Holy crap Hahahahahaha Hahahahahaha Dying lmaoooo The kid's accent hahahaha Finished but not officially open yet? Hahahaha they're so smart Worse than going outdoors I can't Shanxi roads are this bad Pit toilet lmaooo Omg these smoking teens Hahahahahaha The little car is so cute 666 It's curiosity not attraction... Epstein warning Street loiterer Hahahahaha Good point, CBA refs really are mediocre What food do you Americans even have? All fast food... eat whatever you want though Hahahahaha The gay moment every episode Both talking past each other Now they understood Let off easy because they're foreigners Both talking past each other, haha The yellow dashed line shows how far they could've gone without detours Now I know how this dude eats so much lmao Can't refuse this kind of hospitality Full participation mode Is it because we use Gaode Maps dog ? Holy crap Maybe because of visa stuff They got on the highway??? MUST. EAT. That foreign woman cycling in China never saw this, but in Mongolia she found doorless toilets wide open, just two planks... even worse King of the kids hhhhhh Followed someone else in These roadside toilets are for travelers... but nobody cleans them Watch that vlogger in America — NYC subway elevators reek of piss This strawberry tower is gonna be insane What is this, a show within a show Prison gamer Someone probably drove through so they followed Didn't see that huge X This kid's accent Oh no, these two are gonna think their tones have been right all along So fun hahahaha oh fvck 'Must eat' is pretty good Kid auto-switched to Xinjiang accent Pleeease~ Actually it should be pronounced hóu pǔ here, but these foreigners would understand even less Marco starts ordering Hahaha so spontaneous Accent got hijacked Hahahahahahaha big bro is so done 'No highway' killed me Hahaha Help Add the accent... and they got it... Kid bro gave them snacks, so sweet Hamburger—castle—takeout, all called 'bao', dumb foreigners hahahaha What does that even mean, so pretentious lmao 《Gay》 They're actually fans too hahaha This hotel guy's accent is exactly like theirs lol LMAOOO I'm dead Two white aliens Can't hold it in The kid's family probably runs a restaurant That accent I'm dying..... These two kids are killing me Why is their route like this? Are they going back to China? Same thing happened when I went to Shanxi, total culture shock, like what, this actually happens?? Is today a weekend, no school? These kids are hilarious Holy crap Hahaha Yang Hansen's team, haha gay So hilarious Gonna be the king of kids again Heh, barged in themselves and still complaining, typical thinking lol Such drama queens hahahaha The sigh hahahahaha Ah~ Hahahaha First one to actually get the joke Kinda a callback to ep 1 haha, Lud also 'personally cleaned' the squat toilet back then This reminds me of the toilets I encountered in Tibet This accent is killing me What a lad Hahahahaha Hahahaha reluctantly opening the door Do kids really think speaking in a foreigner accent helps them understand better? The kids got led astray These kids are too funny, haha Hahaha that accent is killing me What about their vehicles then? Hahahaha Hahahaha nesting dolls Hahaha Full-barrier communication Hhhhhhhhhhh Hahaha street smart Restaurant ？？？？？ Restaurant I'm from the north and even I find it gross. Since I was a kid I avoided using the outhouse at home Super mega pit toilet Wok burner The kid's accent got influenced cow lung mian Buer Some places in the south have pit toilets too, some don't even have doors, totally open 9.0 Life please give me a break just this once There's even a fourth wall Absolutely unhinged lmao I've seen way worse hiking in the US, do we really need to film everything? Oh so they're in Shanxi now The kid is so cute Veteran player lmao. The little kid saying 'I was so good at this when I was little' hahaha Hahahahaha ？ Mysterious smile LMAOOO dying ? Hahaha Hahahahaha Pikmin reappears Hahahahaha Did we really need to see this hhhhhh Hahahahaha Those people went in for work, they're doing road construction Cross-server chat What did that sigh mean 6666 233333 Mom's heart is breaking hearing your accent! Basically no English at all I'm dying laughing Haha! This is insane, can you guys please speak normally Shanxi people are napping No highway lolol Zuoquan Basic education in our Shanxi is really lacking ？ hhh Friendly in an unconventional way I'm eating, why are you showing me this Northern pit toilets shouldn't be that common anymore! Pit toilet! *Emperor Yan *Emperor Yan Godlike accent Because they saw cars ahead on the road Hahahahahaha Can't understand anymore Street food alley? Not on the same wavelength at all, but having a great time I'm dying laughing Ha Can't with this accent Hahahahahahahahaha I don't wanna see this, it's early morning and I'm grossed out 6666 Speaking up ？what was that It's a greeting, a nod to say hello That pit toilet is brutal Holy crap Unhinged China really needs to crack down on smoking, especially minors So funny, imitating their tones Smart kid, knows most foreigners can't handle spicy food Nice, they can actually understand now Wow they're uploading this footage too ？ Bottom right: detour AAAAAHHHHH Where is this Hahaha Total chaos Great job out there This road is really terrible... bro ran into a homegrown Chinese teenager They ran into teenagers Lmao that map route was a huge detour Not open yet, big vehicles can't pass. Insurance won't cover any accidents Classic must-do activity in the Shanhe four provinces Can't stop laughing, bootleg English Lmao these two look like they got dragged along Lost it People in China oppose it too, you think we don't care? The kids unconsciously copy their intonation but speak Chinese lolol That gap is for construction workers to pass through Lmao going all out speaking Chinese with an English accent Got his eye on CBA now Almost got incredibly lucky huh Actually it's because Shanxi people are napping right now lol Lolololol so cursed Hahahaha keywords were correct Breaking the fourth wall, they found it hahaha Here comes the recursion They're talking about the two foreigners, the subs are super unreliable Hahahaha two weirdos They only block cars This section of road isn't officially finished yet so there are lots of checkpoints The reflexive 'no highway' killed me That's a sponsor, gotta plug them to fund the trip bro's about to get busted by his school Did they just import from Iran or what Shanxi people taking their afternoon nap lolol PUBG, hhh ? They need a translator app for this? Don't expect to find food in Shanxi mid-afternoon, everyone's napping Can't hold it together They even know their stuff is on Bilibili hhh Classic Shanxi national road, coal dust everywhere on the roadside, my poor hometown Both talking past each other Total miscommunication Highway rest stops have green signs, blue signs aren't highway I love watching them interact with locals Give Going crazy This triggered their base code, instant 'no highway' I can't with these kids hhh Unhinged Didn't the spot that guy was guarding literally say Route 208 Talking past each other completely Staple food?? Lmaooo I'm dying Afternoon naps usually end by 3 at most Hope their teachers see this So many little dudes Learned from the master Lily Imitating foreigner accent, trying to make them understand Enthusiastic af That chubby kid's got quite the snack stash Are the Shanxi people napping? Recursion begins Surrounded by students Oscar-worthy acting Layer after layer of recursion These are their newly recruited fans, the kids' questions are unanswerable so just send them the show Was that student just smoking?? Simple and honest folk, the youth of China Hahahahaha Not officially in use yet so neither one counts The time in this video should be around April 1st Those two kids are pretty smart It really is Staple food?? Hahahaha This civil engineering bro looks pretty young The Great Fortune Road Why are they going down a closed road again? They clearly said they'd keep going after eating, but then realized they were close and it was dark, so they looked for a hotel The workers must be dumbfounded... PUBG, winner winner chicken dinner pubg ? Give Huh? So that's how it is! Kinda cursed Hahahaha @lily Weren't they supposed to be making time? Hahahahahahaha Can't hold it in anymore Hahahahahahahahaha Wow nice These damn subtitles are killing me Hahahahahahahahahaha The kid basically forced them to rest Can't hold it together Give That's literally this uploader's video The kid is very concerned about the payment situation!!! PUBG Accented Chinese counts as a foreign language now??! Eating rn, getting ready to skip ahead Reuploaded to Bilibili Hahaha, a pit toilet They're actually watching it hahahaha That's pretty cheap Kid's a born businessman Even if teachers see it, can't stop them. Some things can't be solved by force Hahahahaha Lmao Eat a little spice and get diarrhea CEO-vibes elementary schooler Grilled cold noodles hahaha Street food alley lol, great pick, kids know where to eat Hahahahahahaha Why are all the kids here smoking Peak entertainment value 6 Laughing my head off The kids are so cute Staple food Didn't cover much distance today, probably because of road construction Manifestation Lmao that 'no highway' line Weirdo Afraid they won't understand, so switched to foreigner accent In the US, teens offering to take you to a hotel would get you arrested Please stop, so awkward The 'bao' in hamburger is the same 'bao' as castle, since Hamburg is a city after all These kids are incredible Is it safe riding on roads like this Lmao 'teenager', clearly a kid who studied in a Commonwealth country The kid's got authority Lots of students smoke, not everyone gets into a top high school Ninebot electric scooter with a rubber duck Businessman! Smoking on camera, these students smh I can't anymore Spit out my drink, so brutal Is this a smuggling route? Flashy young dude Getting held hostage by the kids hahaha Little dude PUBG Because it's a sponsor English to English translation Gonna break their bed when they get home ? Very Shanxi Because they said 'li' not 'kilometers', so it became 2000 Never seen students smoke? They even detoured through Xiangyuan Slop is more like it ? Highway Not a local accent, the kid just thinks talking like this helps foreigners understand Quick, forward this to their teacher pubg ......showing the real side of life in China Show his dad this video ? Lmao What is that? A little scooter? Lol Visibly uncomfortable Holy crap Not expensive hahaha Shanxi nap culture Why does it sound like a Japanese accent too Normal?? You okay? Your kid smoking at 14 Hahahaha ? Yeah, unbelievable Would riding on roads like this get you fined in America Zuoquan County, named after General Zuoquan Hahahahaha Southern toilets aren't this bad Wow, there's even pie and juice all over the ground hhh, an F-15 just got shot down over Iran Hahaha, here come the pit toilets Give Hahahahaha ...hurry Cringe people find everything cringe, ignore the weirdo Even dirty jokes hhh Wrong, BeiDou navigation is lane-level accurate Lmao Imitating foreigner accent hahaha Is that just the local accent? Sounds like a foreigner speaking Foreigners right? Weirdos hahaha Using pinyin as English lmao I seriously can't with these kids Food street? This toilet is gonna go viral Hahahaha Cylinder violation is a basketball term, not what you're thinking These kids are gonna get whooped by their parents later Unhinged Rage +10, Sanity -10 Can't hold it together Looking at the route at the end, they still have to ride back to China Nah, China's navigation apps are smart, they update construction in real time Hahahaha What's the big deal, middle schoolers everywhere have kids who smoke Haha Learned how to be polite ? NB They've been running this ad for days now Hahahahaha Staple food Opening bombshell Hhhhhhhhh That accent, are they a poet? Funeral supplies? These two always find the one road that's blocked Hahaha the kid can't get past the firewall either How did they get back to the main road Maximum entertainment value Probably local residents Minors smoking this brazenly? Fanfan Currently spectating Hahaha That opening should be for construction workers to get in and out Whoa that's a lot of people Hahaha ????????? Can't get through Planetary engine Honestly this is so hard to watch It's not awkward tho Normal, 14 would be 8th grade Chicken talking to a duck That accent really saves a lot of trouble Monster Staple food or slop? Help I'm eating rn Invincible kid bro Fun fact, China is also against it Such a drama queen Uh oh, time for a nice meal where is？ Hahahahaha Smoking at such a young age So many students smoking Haha Weirdo Foreigners seem really against minors smoking Kids everywhere offering him cigs, foreign media would lose it Colonel accent Wants to quit Classic No. 9 dirty four Shipping it (but you said it first) Are all the kids here like this mentally [doge] Students smoking is super normal, especially in middle school and vocational school Hahahahaha Cyber ghost girl I feel so awkward... had to skip ahead HAHAHAHAHA This is an expressway, not a highway If they keep going after eating they'll get rained on mo白fon He said staple food not slop lmaooo Damn Hahahahaha Hahahahaha They're on the highway right, there's service areas This kid's accent is already corrupted Talking past each other Hahahahaha Lmaooo they found another funeral setup and asked about food Yeah Hahahahaha This kid is playing the first episode Holy crap that's actually a fan Pretty real, who hasn't seen this This episode is absolute gold Ayooo~ friends over here~ Staple food became slop lmaooooo Taking roads you're not supposed to makes for good content Sir, I know where they live Hahahahaha ? Huh? An RV can't fit in here Hahahaha Slop... you guys can eat it Pig slop??? What accent does that kid have?? I'm dying!! Holy crap, that actually worked ？？？？？？ I lost it The UP got famous this episode Drama queen, absolute psycho lol Hahahaha Locals still get through though Before it passes inspection and facilities are done, can't they let one local car practice driving on it? Hahahahahahahahaha pit toilet Lmao Is this a national road or a highway? If it's a highway isn't that illegal? Hahaha How did his tone change like that Total miscommunication lol Incredible. If they let them through then what was the road closure even for First! Motorcycles aren't banned. Otherwise they wouldn't leave an opening Dude it says no entry The sign says road closed Hahahahaha