Classic northern thing — if you're buying, buy more, one piece they'll just give it to you for free That sales assistant has great comprehension skills This part finally has some immersive vibes, the last few eps were too rushed Still the clever move of not offending either side Don't let their cool riding fool you, riding like that they're gonna have an accident soon (not cursing them, just being realistic) It's not just teens, smoking is a problem across all ages, and they smoke everywhere, even where it's explicitly banned in public places Damn, gold medal sales assistant That sales lady has such quick reflexes ?? They actually understood each other The country really needs to crack down harder on smoking, it's way too rampant now Chinese proficiency rapidly declining Please stop spreading wrong info, someone correct these two My 18th birthday is today, my heart is so wonderfully racing The red Dayang meme is going international Don't get the obsession with taking photos with foreigners Top-tier understanding! Professional! Gotta hand it to salespeople, quick thinkers This shop assistant has the best comprehension skills out of everyone in this whole video Hahahahahahaha misheard lyrics That server has amazing communication skills It's not just foreigners, I can smell it everywhere too, unless you specifically request a non-smoking room Will the government crack down on youth smoking after this video comes out doge Smoke smell everywhere English corner That string keeps getting longer, dying laughing Lol Taiwan straight up covered it with an emoji hahaha It's Liangzi's favorite menzi stew Fining people one by one is the most effective, everyone wears helmets now on bikes — that came from fines License plate aside, at least wear a helmet Fish with bones might be hard for them The translation is wrong, it's 'river' not 'driver' How did they understand that??? Sales MVP right there Hahaha still thinking about that food list those kids wrote Got that street punk energy Street youth We are two white Americans Seeing a food delivery rider means they're not far from a town Smoking at a gas station??????? Michael seems to be in really low spirits already So worried they'll get stuck in a tight spot The most famous thing about this leg is way too many smokers Machine translation subtitles are still rough This is another translation error, he didn't say 'yswell', he said Yasuo, from League of Legends God-tier machine translation Kinda like when I pet my golden retriever Good evening China, now I have no ice cream But this mentality really does cause teen smoking, tons of kids around me smoked in school Maybe in rural areas but not in cities Payment QR codes refresh, this one expired days ago, doesn't matter if it's shown The girl next to them definitely wanted to take a photo but was too shy to ask lol cute They finally realized they need to take Route 208 That's how traveling works, your body pushes through on willpower, then you crash when you get home Probably Lavande hotel, they're talking about the signature fragrance Information overload Lol that answer was legendary It IS smoke, lots of hotels don't ban smoking How come they suddenly can't understand Are they eating donkey meat huoshao? This is the mall where they ran into those guys who took photos with them Iran really is hot right now If you watch the whole thing, their Chinese level especially in conversation has improved a lot, but the regions vary so much they don't feel it No wonder that most popular account stopped posting Tomorrow... water? Even Iran showed up Cam has it so rough What kind of party It's probably the hotel air freshener spray, they think it's cigarette smell So sweet, me and my boyfriend are just like this hehe So cute Real talk bros, didn't eat enough Hahahaha sis blended in perfectly The Chinese people they met were already posting videos on Douyin on March 31st Whenever 207 or Erenhot comes up the translation goes haywire That's exactly it. Kids smoke and drink to prove they're grown up Bro's polite, sat down briefly then left Not taking sides twice was the right call, supporting us on disputed areas would just get them flamed overseas Maybe that young guy was just messing with you Yeah with such a huge population, I've never seen kids smoking back in my hometown Hahaha wasn't that when Li-ge said they reached Shanxi and apologized Hahahaha learning and immediately using it hahaha Doesn't this tie back nicely Around Qingming Festival, apricot blossoms everywhere on the mountains... miss home Mike: Lud, save me. Lily's gonna be speechless again Insane hahahaha these lyrics It's just for fun, what deeper meaning do you need Why don't these big hotel front desks think to get a translator when they see foreigners? Shouldn't that be part of training? Lmao the double take → Iran (Americans love to pronounce Iran as 'eye-ran') Should've said so earlier Northern vendor: Just one? I'll just give it to you People are saying it's beautiful and you're still going on about filters. The north is just dusty like that He's saying he doesn't know how the cigarette stays lit, not 'how are you still alive' (don't know how it stays lit) Damn should've said so earlier This guy is a big YouTuber, basically a celebrity They just think it's novel This is it How else would they navigate without looking at a map This sales associate is pro We are two white foreigners coming through Omg Wuhan TV vibes Sucks means terrible, not socks This sales associate is the most professional one we've seen so far Ah the classic trick question Translation error, it should be 'a worker was admiring our motorcycles' The subtitles have completely gone off the rails No ice cream? Might as well order from that Yihetang place behind Going the opposite direction from them Well, the map is correct now So many good options and they picked the most basic one 17 is probably his current age It's not Mr, it's King lol, it's from Mixue Ice City We sleep bilbil~ hahahaha From south to north, temps keep dropping, catching a cold is pretty normal Fits the national conditions Is this a banquet hall? Fragile white foreigner Michael really does have a strong nasal voice Because they only report provincial capital cities lol Hahahahaha Rice can be good or bad too, I used to think it all tasted the same but now I can tell the difference They've actually improved a lot, they can understand most common questions now Bikers can all recognize their motorcycles I can't take this anymore Went straight for the finishing move lolol That really is popular then Hahahahahahaha Hahaha smooth combo move Damn should've said so earlier Nice little touch This kid's got great vibes It's the cigarette smell, same when I go back to China, basically any hotel under 500 yuan smells like smoke To whoever said there's no way — if you really wanted to do something about it there are plenty of ways The old guys are starting to feel threatened I smoked at 16, quit at 26. Copied adults as a kid, started taking care of myself when I actually grew up Is that fish cut up and served over rice? I've never actually eaten it like that Hahaha, can't understand a thing The person saying rural kids smoke a lot? I've never seen kids smoking in my hometown, plus most rural areas don't even have schools anymore, kids either go to the city or county During the first kids' party Their challenge is no highways, no maps No need to say more, let's just dig in! Eat what you gotta eat, drink what you gotta drink, don't let anything get you down Went to the wrong entrance? 99 Go back and check - one serving is 11 yuan, so about two dollars Being sarcastic It's actually incense lol they thought it was cigarette smoke, but they're not wrong either Acute food poisoning clears up in half a day to a day, as long as you're young and healthy He's feeling sick, he was underdressed the first few days, probably has a fever too Looks like a crime scene Smooth combo That guy's pretty handsome Hahahahahaha Classic ult pop This episode isn't long enough Both the mom and kid are so good looking Amazing sales skills 3rd-4th grade English corner Hahahahahahahahahahaha Somehow they understood each other out of nowhere That guy's so handsome It's the luxury hotel aromatherapy Never seen this before Wait why can't I understand them all of a sudden Lily really needs to step up her game The reality of learning a foreign language That fish looks weird That's a real mindset for sure He's sick, they said so earlier Such great comprehension Isn't this the guy who spoiled the Hebei trip earlier Tomato egg rice noodles 8 yuan, rice dishes probably similar, should be the price for two portions ？ Not giving any to Mike? John Cena vibes surprise to know National roads are always full of trucks, they can't enter cities so they stick to national roads and highways Them saying their names one by one is inexplicably hilarious ? Getting a bit intimate there The other person said about 800km Hahahahahaha That's how it is when you're sick Poor areas have more left-behind kids, more smoking and fighting, but it's gotten better now This is a callback to the kid looking at flowers earlier Way more relaxed than the past few days w cam Avoiding all the issues, pretty smart Need a raincoat for the rain You can see it passing through Laiyuan too English corner Spoken English practice Not offending either side, hahahaha Eating fire-baked buns in Hebei was the right call Auntie: 'Ah' (copying L's pronunciation), 'quick look wah' (quick look at the apple) What song is this, it goes hard This is the biggest city they've stopped in right? Not wearing a helmet is really inexcusable Wakkanai is basically the Mohe of Japan Isn't the supermarket all ice cream So close, so beautiful, weekends in Hebei Moto bros are here So flavorful! In Shanxi motorcycles can go on highways, but these two don't A Dayang truck passing by, the pressure from that thing Grandma Liu: I suddenly have Western relatives now Adults tricked me into drinking baijiu in elementary school, now I'm 30 and still won't touch the stuff Jin-K plate, Jinzhong city They made it to Dazhai I love the peach mango drink Lavande hotel is pretty nice, just stayed there a few days ago Because people assumed they speak Chinese, they started talking to them in Chinese The little girl is so cute Doesn't look too appetizing Chinese exam Gas station lmao Oh they've reached Pingding Tile fish? Holy crap, she actually understood all of that She's great at everything except foreign languages Very professional Living up to the stereotype nooooooooooo Fish in the northern inland really isn't great, guys nooooooooooooooooooo Oh my god The cycling bros are the most reliable They should've ridden north to south then Aron hot Hahaha that familiar hand gesture In America kids are probably smoking weed at 11. We're so behind, only smoking cigarettes, how terrible If we're banning smoking, might as well ban alcohol too. Way too many drinkers, just make it illegal They were just holding each other up lmao Why not take Route 108 to Route 208? They could've seen the Great Inner Wall at Yanmen Pass! They've reached the Shanxi-Hebei border Hey girls, can you handle the food here? Do this many people smoke in the north? Hahahaha Already got yelled at by Taiwanese netizens His head got bigger What's hard to understand? They've just never seen a foreigner. In small towns you might never see one your whole life Seems like it, they think it makes them look cool For just a few short days, I think they've done pretty well In the north they sell by the small sack, so one piece is basically free ? What song is this I can't lol Just buy it at a supermarket, might even find an American brand ice cream ？？？ The earlier you start smoking, the lower your education level Russia has even more smokers Here Can't just power through! Irregular eating and sleeping tanks your immune system! PUBG vibes here No energy left That tomato egg dish looks under-seasoned They should go to Myanmar That awkward smile looks just like his profile pic It's five days, someone calculated Looks like peach blossoms Same mentality as taking photos with monkeys This is why people hate smokers who smoke everywhere Incense Don't malls and supermarkets sell ice cream too? Clever Fencing Hahahahaha Lol tell smokers to stop and they go 'well then ban cigarettes entirely.' Just increase the fines and see if you behave Smokers don't even care about forcing others to breathe their secondhand carcinogens They don't have much time, can't stay long even at great spots Here Donkey burger??? This girl is incredible!!! No hesitation, no guessing, instantly understood and answered seamlessly~~~~~ They literally ask the restaurant to recommend dishes almost every time Coming back through Mongolia? He can't even get into Russia Holy crap donkey burgers... they really are in Hebei now Damn she understood all that, this sales associate is amazing~~~~~~~ No, that's just a tiny minority What incense smells like cigarette smoke? Smokers really will say anything Classic fuckboy behavior Right, they're not even in big cities Hahahahaha the lyrics matched up perfectly Dude obviously they're classmates, why even ask Each other's photographers Fish rice bowl is weird What the heck, first time seeing a rice bowl with a whole fish on top omg~~~~~~~ Donkey burgers hahahaha, I wanna see their faces when they find out it's donkey meat hahahaha~~~~ Can I take a photo? This isn't the sad face type True They really need to go into the cities to experience things That was a mouthful Suddenly that accent sounds familiar They eat so little Rural inns obviously can't compare to 4-5 star hotels. Try finding a hotel in rural America What editing team... an editing team wouldn't be following them around instead of editing. Think before you speak... Hahahahahaha They don't even know each other, forcing kids to take photos... Donkey burgers hahahaha~~~ yep they're definitely in Hebei now~~~~~~ Hahahahahaha so cheerful What's not to get? Chinese people just love watching something unusual and exciting Lmao Gotta nitpick hahaha The kid probably didn't understand what Lud said at all... just replied 'en' to everything, never actually said he started smoking at 11 lol Wow this sales associate is amazing Lmao That's tough ? Getting mobbed by onlookers hahahaha English corner lol Wish they translated the lyrics too hahaha Really fitting in now Lmao where's your hometown ？？？ Nice, they're almost at the 'so close so beautiful' part I'm from Hebei, the roads are terrible, can't compare to Shandong They're rare in real life, not every area has foreigners Bro this is when you should chant your 'white foreigner' spell, perfect timing! Now I'm hungry How can they not understand this If people didn't know better they'd think you got wrecked Lmao 208 riding with a cig in his mouth Most people buy brand names partly from herd mentality too What they mean is everyone has to face the temptation of cigarettes Cig in mouth, no helmet, riding that fast... aren't they afraid of sparks flying into their eyes... Didn't go to Quanjude? :( Honestly watching this show made me realize how many kids smoke here... I thought young smokers were decreasing... Now I want ice cream Every place has its delinquents No helmet! There's huge variation among Chinese people too, go see for yourself Long road ahead Can't handle riding for a dozen days? Food delivery drivers should just jump off a building then Great show He's saying river here, not driver The roadside is really clean Tomato egg rice bowl 11 Why no small/medium/large portion options Hahahahahahaha These kids' English is terrible Classic Chinese beauty standards Used to be like that, but not anymore Road teenager? Isn't that protein? WTF？ Because it's spring Village vendor selling these, you only want one? Just take it, it's free Classic China filter, hasn't it always been like this China is just so big lol Americans = boobs Damn those communication skills Did they mix up the names? Route 208 goes straight to Erenhot, Route 207 goes to similarly-named Ulanhot, and Erenhot isn't that far east Hahahahahahaha Probably everywhere except international hotels smells like smoke KFC! Seeing a foreigner in a small county town is like seeing a panda Hahahaha every dad hates Americans 11? He just said 2 dollars Feng shui It's bread, not bad... Not bad Hahahahahahaha I really can't stand restaurants that recommend everything on the menu This is an Anta store Badass burger What a toxic mindset Mandatory fines for smokers and they'll behave There was one frame showing the full map with Taiwan in the same color as mainland, probably just in the corner though PSG fan! Smokers stop flattering yourselves, healthcare costs are already through the roof The main character of this channel isn't Mike Tomorrow water — how did you understand that??? She's amazing No homo Hahahaha he didn't shake it Sur-Ron Sur-Ron Smoking is just posing Plenty of Americans do wheelies on Sur-Rons too On township and county roads you basically never run into traffic cops Oh I can see Xinmi He asked when he first smoked, 11 which sucks Fencing? 'Big Wind Blows' lol nice Don't Americans like booty? ciggy 208 is sick bor Another cig, 666 Lmao So entertaining ？ Watch out for fish bones Kids smoking is a worldwide problem. American and Canadian kids vaping in bathrooms is super common Wrong door YouTube is gonna get bombarded by Taiwanese commenters Doge face The translation is really rough, just bear with it everyone Why not mention Alaska Michael really loves rice. Finished all the rice and barely touched the dishes These commenters are all clueless students who know nothing about real-world prices It's a way to rebel against family She could work at a disability services center with those skills That Sichuan accent She could understand that? Looks like he's using an A6100 Classic students sharing cigs around Rushing to post videos so it's all machine translated, and it covers the original subs Kinda pricey I can't anymore Headbutt!!!!!! Classic northern move — asked for so little they just gave it free This handsome guy takes after his mom, cheerful and good-looking The map actually has Taiwan on it Simple conversations are no problem now So cute Hahahahahahahahaha Hahahaha Nah, only Bilibili users are this sensitive about smoking, other platforms don't care ？ Hahaha Omg donkey meat burger @沐霂是mumu啊 Get Brother Niu to come work out JBl: Exactly, that's the flavor Should be apricot blossoms Hahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahaha Berlin says yes Sihui, Guangdong, thanks What are you looking at, you can't even read it They say Shanxi has great scenery, fertile land and fragrant grain Hahahahaha the two white foreigners are back again Mike: Save me Erenhot = iron hot hahaha Wow that's so nice Erenhot, referring to Erlian Why are they sharing cigs again!!!! Someone stop them Got himself some premium secondhand smoke Hahahahahaha And there's Invincible Kid too Why are they eating Sichuan food now hahaha He's starting to chant Hahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahaha Is that a VISA? Japan to China is way too big a jump, skipping levels is not the move Gotta hand it to the sales girl, how did she even understand that Every city has its street punks Hahahahahahaha This 'crazy' means it's insanely good, it's a compliment Lol Hahahahaha China really does have a lot. But hey, contributing to the GDP The weather was amazing that day, super blue sky, but their camera didn't capture it well. The action cam on the motorcycle actually shows what it really looked like Here Thank god they didn't translate the lyrics It's not 'mos' it's 'mog', internet slang, means to flex/dominate, it's a verb More people in China probably watch the NBA than the CBA tbh Still way behind America though, kids start smoking weed at 11 That translation is so bad He's saying everyone knows Erenhot, meaning they're not far away now Some dragon-brand cigarettes, 95 yuan a pack Weird, why is their camera quality so bad Guess it's back to Sihui, Guangdong That's all wrong lol! It's gonna rain for Qingming Festival These lyrics tho Kids really do think like that So much cured meat Can't understand the translation Wait really?! I can't anymore Already using it hahahaha ? Wow that cheap? Payment QR codes refresh every minute, it expired ages ago The video came out three days after it was filmed "All the biomes we've traveled through" Beef burger? Why is this person so aggressive Fuping county town, really pretty It really is beautiful Northern skies aren't blue enough ??? Kids these days are really tall The support crew probably handled the food poisoning situation for them Look at the bottom right True Erenhot yue~ ? That's wrong, you're west of Erenhot That's pretty good though haha Northern street punk First time seeing a fish rice bowl Speaking of menzi stew Donkey meat menzi, Liangzi's pick This is the person who took selfies with them!! This machine translation is so bad Not sure where you can ride and where you can't, so just don't ride anywhere Mid rush face-off Gotta have meat Typical dropout kid behavior They're talking about Shanxi Even Shaxian prices seem expensive to them... Ghost riders in America are even scarier Hahahahaha gayge...... He's asking when they first smoked Pure Beijing vibes The Great Wall isn't only in Beijing That accent is basically Beijing This is the mighty 800-li Taihang Mountains Wait, another kid smoking? Ghost rider kid Probably 'horse' meat fire-baked bun Ghost rider street punk They're almost at Inner Mongolia and just now buying gear?? lol Street punk Youth smoking has always been cracked down on, every school calls parents when kids get caught smoking Hahahahahahaha Asking how old they were when they first smoked American 11-year-olds smoke weed The cope in the comments is hilarious. They've been smoking the whole trip. Ludwig is a longtime smoker, you think he can't tell cigarette smoke? Hahahahahahaha Flash mob Real riders don't wear helmets y r u gay? ?? Small cities really do have this kind of thing Probably misunderstood, an 11-year-old knows nothing about smoking Ghost rider kids smoking is totally normal 100% gay It's not 14, the fish-flavored pork rice bowl is only 13 Too late Arrived at Pingding Shanxi basketball is really strong in China These two big influencers are so cheap, always eating the cheapest stuff Emergency evasive maneuver They're at my hometown Both Shanxi and Hebei have the Great Wall. Beijing's is from the Ming Dynasty, but Shanxi has walls dating back to the Warring States and Han Dynasty They're here Hahahahahahaha America has them too, but kids actually riding/driving underage is still rare Could just suddenly die or get crippled any day, that's motorcycle life (my dad said barely any motorcycle riders from his generation survived, most died on the road) Go see Yanmen Pass — one pass tells the history of China They're in Shanxi and not going to see real ancient architecture? Go to Wutai Nanchan Temple, or the Yingxian Wooden Pagoda in Shuozhou! What are you flexing about? Those should be apricot blossoms This wasn't filmed during Qingming, it's old footage, they've probably already headed back by now He's asking how old he was when he started smoking Starch jelly burger That's not what it's called Right next to Baoding They just wanted to look cool and got addicted, no need for the copium in the comments You can buy that in America too Atour hotels smell less like smoke Donkey meat burger, nice nice Isn't there a KFC right there! Looks like a long cigarette, looks like Capilano This guy is so handsome They went to Korea again? Wasn't there just a KFC! This machine translation is painful to watch, better wait for the hand grenade girl's manual translation Just diarrhea, one day of it and you're fine I've arrived in Hebei province So flavorful Green tea approved Northerners really are tall Mixue's ice cream is actually pretty good, cheap and tastes decent So many hotel rooms smell like smoke nowadays Answer the question, Cow Burger! Supermarket ice cream isn't fluffy enough The subtitles in this video are all wrong... Way too many translation errors in this video... This store brand is called Jeep Shield, it's an outdoor brand, they didn't go to the wrong place Foreigners really love square dancing lol This girl is cool Mausoleum hornets! True that Northerners are tall What, they gave two Pocky sticks? Those who smoke and drink to look cool will find out when they're older Donkey meat burger lol, curious what their reaction would be if they knew it was donkey meat Big double eyelids City drivers are even worse Wrong, purely to look cool Could be cigarette-scented perfume Classic northern thing: just one? might as well not bother Walk a few more steps before lighting up, not afraid of getting blasted with a fire extinguisher? Not even wearing helmets, local traffic police gonna have a headache~ I've watched many episodes, I'm pretty sure it's machine translated, every time they code-switch the subs go crazy Lmao still smells like smoke Right, just smoke in front of foreigners like that Top-tier Mandarin Hourly room? Down bad in jail Well that's one way to spread the culture Hahahaha Mixue's fruit tea is also amazing, best value and fresh too Harry Potter doesn't eat tomatoes 7-Eleven has cod rice bowls Huazhu hotels seem to smell less like smoke Can't hold it in lol How'd they suddenly end up in a city lol Looks so unappetizing Your American teenagers do drugs though Sugar-heart apple What are you even translating, these subs are pure nonsense He still wants to try jade gambling Here The power of Chinese word association GIVE!!!!! Mixue only has good lemon water He was asking how old the guy was when he first smoked, answer was 11 Cruiser bikes are better right They were clearly wiped out the next day, couldn't even eat properly They can't even understand this? Their Chinese is regressing. Just kiss already Hahaha listening comprehension test Eating nothing but fast food every day, so sad They're not wrong, that's exactly how illegal bike kids think Yes 11 yuan tomato egg rice bowl These illegal bike kids don't even wear helmets Nanyang and Xinmi that they passed on Route 207 both produce jade Hahahahaha Hebei Hahahaha Blueberry fruit tea is good The comments are so good at making excuses, blocking someone on purpose and calling it not offensive? sure Because they went northeast, not just straight north, so the distance changed, did you guys not study geography? Hahahahaha America has plenty of illegal bikes too, they come out in hundreds So beautiful, peach and apricot blossoms are the prettiest Scary seeing them ride without helmets Haha they're definitely gonna say it'll rain They can't understand when the accent changes Huh? I can't understand Ignore the subs, he's asking about age The Great Wall is everywhere in the north No-highway challenge Is there BL? If so I'm out Either peach or apricot blossoms Taihang Mountains Classic opener White mountain peach Uncoordinated limbs Holy crap they're eating donkey burger 8.6→ Hahahaha Your true love is Li Tai It IS smoke, so many hotels don't ban smoking, smokers think it's fine but non-smokers obviously hate it No Michael don't! Beijing B plates can't enter 4th ring, out-of-town plates can't enter 6th ring Hahahaha 6 Why would northerners like apples, they probably just remembered how to say apple Certified street wanderer No helmet What's the fine for no helmet in the north Lmao 'what country are you from' 'China' Pretty hot I have zero idea what they're saying here Can't even understand the country and still asks about hometown, this guy lol Not just Chinese people, people everywhere are like this at that age Weather forecast huh Fish with bones rice bowl, how do you eat that? They're in Hebei now Lmao they translated it as Iran Jingxing Eight Passes Unhinged subtitles Small towns and underdeveloped areas have more smokers Should be apricot blossoms Chinese-style force-feeding Smoking with that scrawny build, looks awful Northern dialect always swallows and blends sounds Nanyang that they passed earlier produces jade I'm so tired of sakura invading native flower species' ecology AND public perception Cow Burger Wow, are those pear blossoms or apricot blossoms covering the mountains Would've thought you were Korean if you didn't say Ahahahahaha Payment QR codes refresh constantly, it'll expire in minutes, let alone after being cut for days Cute!! Hahaha ok Smoking at 11 is rare in any developed country, that's still elementary school Even stir-fried beef uses cornstarch thickening apparently Don't eat at a funeral banquet again lol Pop quiz It's cooling down tomorrow, do they really wanna eat cold food in the morning, gonna get diarrhea 4 days should be enough If you want cigarettes you can always find a way to get them ain't no way Counter-snipe They recovered fast, last time I was like that it took me at least 3 days Classic northern thing: buying means buying a whole bag, one piece isn't even worth selling Riding non-stop for over ten days, body can't handle it It'll rain tomorrow Nice Iced milk tea I guess, better than drinking nothing That's exactly it, just to look cool This works too? They actually managed to communicate clearly man,what can i say Young heroes emerge Reminds me of Xiaonao in Changsha calling every random basketball player Yao Ming How would you even enforce that, chase people down one by one to fine them? Cow Burger and Pen Burger's passionate performance Hahahaha absolutely The auntie is so nice hahaha gaaayyyyyy Probably because of the smoking 11 yuan each They're in Hebei, hope they don't get caught in the heavy rain Walking into the wrong room actually happened lmao hahahaha Ghost rider kid Hahahahahahaha This hasn't gotten bad enough for the government to step in yet right Two poor kids, go eat something decent That kid knows Big appetite gang, starch jelly gang ？ An Elephant Sitting Still was filmed right here Don't worry, give it a few days and it might be gone Hahahahahahaha Another white foreigner lmao I'm dying Come to Guangxi, you two definitely won't have a good time They've reached Jinzhong Didn't this guy say 17 at first Grab them to go play basketball Literally the only one in the world Underdeveloped areas have tons of wannabe tough guys This stuff is just more common in underdeveloped areas Hahahaha Undead party My eyes are blind now It keeps blocking the original subtitles Lmao he's even posing for their photos This video is at least 3 days old, they've probably already gone back to the US Finally made it to the city lol It's a parenting issue — city kids smoke less, rural kids have no supervision This way the video won't get into regional controversy In America kids play with guns instead Translation's wrong, it's Erenhot Hahahahaha Suave bro Eating at Quanjude? Better off buying a duck from a street vendor This video was filmed days ago right What's wrong with smoking Young heroes emerge Are they at the Taihang Mountains? Incredible Pear blossoms probably It can handle light rain, but heavy rain is a no-go Johnny Depp's daughter was smoking and dating as a minor... caught on camera smoking and chatting with friends on LA streets as a teen... still has a cigarette in hand at every public event, acting all high and mighty lol It was 800 yesterday too Those are definitely peach blossoms Those are definitely plum blossoms The prices are pretty cheap Eat the huoshao while it's hot! You're in Shijiazhuang lol Right in the face Go look at how many Americans smoke in public to look cool... and they're public figures too (not just smoking... openly smoking weed Damn that was godly Is that Decathlon or Camel? Badass burger West of Erenhot right Hahaha I feel a lot better now They actually made it to Shijiazhuang Just pull up a map of China already West of Baoding now They're in Hebei now Jingxing? China really needs to tighten regulations Hahahaha Unhinged Can't help but stereotype now Smoking at a gas station, I can't even It always rains a lot around Qingming Festival Plus the government has bigger things to deal with, cigarettes and alcohol aren't even a priority Too little to even bother charging for Can't be fixed ? This is insane... how are students all smoking, jeez Drop the 'maybe', how dare you even ask that? Holy crap the full spa package Unless you ban cigarettes entirely, there's no solution He said at the beginning that he had a cold Got offered a cig but didn't smoke it ？？？ 11 for one, 22 for two I once saw a six or seven year old smoking in a mall Not Baoding, it's the Shanxi-Hebei border Aren't those cherries? Don't they have reckless biker kids in America? Like in Terminator 2? A real professional~ Started smoking Great explanation~ Hahahahaha 104th birthday No no no Mid rush face-off You can see oral medicine in the next day's video The portions look kinda small 14 is pricey, without meat 12 is about right Their Chinese is so bad and they can't use translation apps, the experience is really going downhill More people smoke in rural areas, young people in cities rarely smoke anymore Nonsense, a video isn't gonna fix youth smoking, this isn't the first time Hahahaha Some kids really do think like that At least young people don't really drink anymore At least most young people don't drink anymore Those commenting above should go watch episode 1 qqi 14 yuan... is that expensive? Roads should be much easier once they enter Hebei Fish rice bowl too? This is the 'boss's kid' meme Scared them Maybe motorcyclists are just more likely to also be smokers? Thank you auntie They watched a show last night~ Kids smoke to look cool, what other reason could there be? Give an example I've been to Jingxing, it's all dirty coal dust, can barely breathe, in winter Panic-popped his ult Banquet time Apricot blossoms That's called a ghost rider Having a seizure Starting to sound like a Beijing accent, swallowing syllables Tobacco tax revenue is huge, like they'd actually regulate it, give me a break It's been days already, it expired long ago Ghost rider kids, thinking they look so cool It's probably incense, but to them it just smells like cigarette smoke No helmet, no license plate... hasn't been taught a lesson yet LOL 'the white foreigners are back again' What city is this They definitely took medicine, their editing team is following them, it's not just the two of them Really hope they go to a hospital, perfect chance to experience Chinese healthcare When do northern trees start sprouting new leaves? Did they just tough out the food poisoning? They looked miserable the day before but seemed fine in the next day's video Why does the translation seem completely off from what they're saying? Nice that he's not afraid of heights Hahaha That's how reckless punks are, if they die they die, consider it population control The Great Wall isn't only in Beijing you know nb Handsome~(￣▽￣)~* Apricot blossoms Don't drop the soap tonight Smooth product placement Triggered a combo Holy crap Dayun putting them in their place Payment codes refresh anyway Hahahahahaha At least respond with: we are two white foreigners. Lmaooo Payment codes expire in one minute, it's useless already Exhausted, too much pressure Offering cigarettes is such a bad cultural habit, stop promoting it So gay They've been blindly ordering food this whole trip Classic haunted house Guess they're assimilating into the culture, haha Smokers all think they're so unique and edgy Not open in the morning Lemon water probably Speaking of menzi stew Wild apricots Good boy good boy Lavande isn't really a star-rated hotel Is that a school in the distance Only non-smoking rooms don't have that smell The peach and apricot blossoms in Shanxi are already in full bloom Altitude sickness is really rough You 'like' what exactly, he's just a little brat They should go to Ruili then Hebei is a food desert Peach blossoms OMG the payment code is just out there exposed It's probably aromatherapy diffuser They probably want the kind with a waffle cone Not tired enough from riding Cow Burger This is Shanxi The square dancers are all so slim lol They should really blur the phone screen here Typical salesperson Gas station? The girl next to them is cracking up Lol they accepted another cigarette? hhhhhh This one looks kinda meh So worried about fish bones in the throat He's missing his girlfriend The aunties are bold too, filming right up in their faces That's not exactly a good thing Those two characters say 'struggle' Hahahahahahaha Could it be a mosquito coil? Fish rice bowl??? No notches on the petals, so it's not cherry blossoms Going off track now Girls are still better Their expressions are much more accurate now, they've improved This machine translation is awful I rarely encounter smoky hotel rooms when traveling, but foreigners always do, so weird These words are terrifyingly blunt, zero literary grace Hahaha, so casual Why doesn't this video have subtitle options Hahahahaha Knew it, they went the wrong way I ship it Time to bust out those haggling skills Next time rent an RV, that'd be nice So cool so cool, I love it American hobos Ghost rider kid ？ Sigh, can't find the good food without a local guide Lmaooo talking smack right to their face in a foreign language Probably the hotel diffuser scent I love those flatbread wraps with meat and starch jelly and rolled noodles~ It's fine, foreigners have their own smell too Wa junior Alright! 99 That's the guy from the photo gay So many people don't get that their spoken Chinese is this bad, ofc they can't understand complex sentences Isn't this better than their outro music Looks mid Mid rush face-off In spring wouldn't those be peach blossoms? Plum blossoms bloom in winter right? Hotel aromatherapy diffuser During Qingming rains fall in droves Two servings for 14 yuan total and that's expensive?? There's Russian material This machine translation is awful, and it covers the original English subs so you can't even read those Curious if any hotel in China doesn't smell like smoke, always see complaints about it online This type is probably just a straight up fuccboi Lavande hotels everywhere in Shanxi rotoscoping again! Hornet Ghost rider scooter If you're sick just go see a doctor hhhhh They went to Jingxing Don't get why foreigners always say hotels smell like smoke, it's probably just some other smell ? Huh?? Wow Lavande Hotel? ??? Going full John Cena now huh Not cool at all, just annoying The Great Wall isn't in the city center anyway Full circle in Hebei Hahahaha Binzhou says yes You don't have to go to Beijing to see the Great Wall Somehow this hit my funny bone How'd they end up in Hebei Fans incoming soon Hahahaha they finally found out That's how it is around Qingming, pick a better season next time You can see the Great Wall across almost all of northern China That's so true, the punks back when I was a kid thought exactly like that ? Hahahahaha Cantonese people dying laughing March-April is blooming season So cringe Mike's face is getting gaunt Chinese-to-Chinese translation Is the milkshake gone too? That translation is so bad Understood it Bro you're literally right there Hahaha You love me, I love you, Mixue Ice Cream so sweet~ What's so cool about that Oh no, can they make it in time They actually show it at the end of every episode Mid rush face-off Lol gay Not a single vegetable? Pfft hahahaha Hahaha They probably think smoking is cool, but it's actually just trashy Bro trying to gamble on jade? Too many street punks in small towns 666 It's raining, how did they translate that as activities Hahaha Chinese motorcycle Where's the meal review Hahaha ? That's because you're not driving in the city, national roads are all trucks Teenagers are all like this, so punchable Not games — in America it's anime Maybe didn't understand the question and just replied 11 Another bad example, no helmet Whose kid is about to get scolded Hahaha Ghost rider kid Not even wearing a helmet .??? Just straight up asked what age they started smoking Donkey meat burger! Road's full of big trucks Correct answer Bro you're actually sleeping?? Street punk vibes Whoa they're in Fuping now Taihang Mountains? What country doesn't have dumb teenagers like this Look at American street interviews... so many teens already smoking weed... what kind of education is that? You can get free refills on rice Isn't it donkey meat Nobody using the crosswalk This is National Route 207 and Erenhot ？ So cheap! I wanna eat that ？？？ Earlier someone said motorcycles are banned in Beijing — Jin-B plates just can't enter the 4th ring road, plus the Great Wall isn't even in the city Took the wrong route Liangzi's favorite How'd it become 800km again... The shepherd boy points to Apricot Blossom Village Three-ball fan? Jade is in Xinjiang and Yunnan, don't think they have it here Hahaha that misheard lyric is killing me True Speaking of menzi stew Hahahaha Morning Waterproof but not rainproof They're not going to big cities So beautiful They're in Hebei now Hahahahaha w What are you wiggling for Don't you guys love beef? There's braised beef noodles right there Lmao Hahaha that was my question too This song has energy Can't hold it together Lmao Hahaha triggered it again A Hunan kid ordered fish in Hebei Huge population base, but barely anyone around me smokes ？ Covered a lot of ground today Hahahaha Hahahahahaha Genius Insane lyrics Triggered a combo Hahaha up north we buy that stuff by the whole bag They need them to build aircraft carriers Eating the same thing At least they didn't light up at the gas station What a ghost rider kid, not even ashamed of it Motorcycles can't even enter Beijing (⊙o⊙) Wow Where's the link I wanna play Insane Mr. Binzhou Can't hold it together Thankfully haha Hahahaha Hahahahaha Donkey and fish hahaha Hahahaha That color and portion size looks gross Going through Hebei is much easier Donkey meat burger! 'Two white foreigners' — late but it arrived Hahahahaha Hahaha they finally know He meant two portions right Are they heading to Xibaipo The less developed the economy, the more kids pick up smoking. The more backward the education, the more people smoke. Smoking is really disgusting Hahahaha ignorance is bliss The apricot blossom rain dampens your clothes, the willow breeze caresses your face without chill His dad's and grandpa's cigarettes are probably That expensive? No juices at all, total fail ？ Hahahahahahaha With skills like that, say goodbye to photography Is this Baoding? This doesn't really go with rice Hahahahaha Jingxing coal mine Still a long way to go 207 8 minutes… That's so lucky Peach blossoms, right? Haha they found out anyway Hahahaha turns out they only found out because a kid told them Smoking isn't cool, having self-control and NOT smoking is cool 15000 isn't the price, it's the waterproof rating Smoking is bad for your health, minors please don't smoke Genius Zombie dance time They even have fish rice bowls, that's rare Bruh why didn't you say so earlier "Map" keyword detected Just use your ult already Mid door face-off That scene literally had me dying Quanjude IS Peking duck... Finally dropping the ultimate move "No Map Needed" Auto-triggered The national road personification vibes are getting stronger That's so ridiculous lmao Does he wanna try jade gambling? Hahahaha they finally found out They don't know they're eating donkey meat, even the editor didn't know lolol That shop girl is so smart The flowers are so beautifulll Why you flexing lmaooooo Too flirty bro Erenhot tourism board where you at These two can NOT stop talking Sales really takes brains fr Shanxi education is concerning These two keep switching between 207 and 208 Found the road Cross-server chat lol interesting Hahahahahahaha Smoking next to a gas station Mike's been trying to send him to the electric chair One that slipped through 9 years of mandatory education Give him a piece! Huh? They're eating now? Combo started lolol LMAO!!! FBI Warning!!! Tectop, knockoff Gore-Tex Struggle??? Foreigners are still pretty rare after all The girl is way more well-behaved Fuping is in Hebei Do they really expect them to understand Chinese, and saying such complicated stuff... Fuckboy energy, scooter kid They have an RV following behind them Stewed mung bean noodles? That's bold Not popping a wheelie is already pretty civilized Still gotta come back, heading to Yunnan Wild peach blossoms Usually the cheap cones are gone, but the pricier ones are available Smaller towns start earlier, no one enforces the rules Already cracking up Waterproofing has different ratings tho Cherry Blossom Valley How many of those drinks did they bring, still haven't finished them Mixue pay up lol Normal for outdoor gear It's a gas station~ They just think it's cool, like our shamate phase back in the day Bro up ahead, you sure those are plum blossoms?? It's almost summer Ghost rider kid 6 It says "Day 13 in Wakkanai (northernmost point of Japan)" Smoking is so dumb, it's like paying someone to slap you every day, and some do it their whole life That clerk's comprehension skills are insane Yeah that's how it is, in small towns the elders teach kids to smoke At this point, just go buy an ice cream from the corner store There's literally a price tag right there, over a thousand He still ordered the donkey meat (imagine his face when he finds out he ate donkey) Beef burger: who you calling beef with Underage kids riding motorcycles aren't exactly model students, smoking is totally normal for them If you didn't say you're from China, I would've thought you were from Korea Is this kid translating Chinese into Chinese? The cam subtitles earlier already said Fuping The translator didn't get it either, it was clearly donkey meat but he said fish 207 208 it's you two again Poor thing, likes strawberries but can't say it in English Where can you NOT find Beijing crispy roast duck? Every city has it How come this meal didn't get a rating? Was it that bad? All the Wuchang rice sold on the market is fake, just like Yangcheng Lake bath crabs Hahaha, a ghost rider scooter Nobody said Quanjude isn't Beijing duck, they just wanted to eat Beijing roast duck When I was in high school in Canada tons of people smoked, one kid started at 10 Because you guys are getting more and more accurate I remember seeing kids smoking in the bathroom back in elementary, even more in middle school That's donkey meat Classic foreigner moment Apricot blossoms It's a whole family Grandma is so sweet What kind of parents let their kid... so young There it is, fish as expected Where's the fish? There's only donkey Didn't even say anything, just started filming A sales office? Hahahaha English corner Let the Americans know that Chinese cigarettes never go out lol Hahahaha High EQ Hahahaha They don't wash them ....insane Should've asked what NBA teams they like, young people all watch the NBA Mike really is the rice sage, rice always means high scores Peach blossoms Too bad they missed northern Shanxi, tons of Great Wall there Pear blossoms are white. It's either wild peach or apricot, check if the sepals curve back or not Spoiler alert Ghost rider kid Usually middle/high school, elementary is way too early Mixue is forever home Hahahaha Rice and rice are different though, I'm from Sichuan but Northeast rice is way better than ours vegetable Sounds like a cow ?? cute Peach blossoms probably, plum blossoms aren't in season Shredded pork with cold skin noodles Right under their noses Hahahahahahaha Apricot blossoms ewwwwwww f**k Kailas Got the broke person's combo meal That cool huh, guess I'll report it then Peach blossoms this time of year right Hahaha almost crashed a wedding for real Epstein energy That's a boundary marker ？ Quanjude IS Peking duck Gives non-motorized vehicles and hikers an option Even here there's Go senpai vs Wa kouhai Heading straight to Beijing? Imagine these kids would already be couch potatoes abroad Been eating Xinjiang rice, best rice in China just a bit pricey Big eater energy right here Menzi It's waterproof rating 15000 What brand?? Is the title moment coming Donkey meat 2 seconds in and already using the ultimate Two dudes getting an hourly room? Watch out for white Americans Hahahaha Lol can fish even be rice topping, bones in your rice would suck Worst listening comprehension of all the episodes Omg why wasn't it more times WHY Hahahahahahaha Actually they're in Hebei Beijing roast lamb They're out! Haha Sun's setting and the progress bar isn't even halfway 1100 isn't that expensive Hahaha ？ Why is there a monument here Lmao dead Lily doesn't have a re? Is that guy not wearing a helmet Thanks for contributing to tax revenue Veteran smoker right there Tradition No rating for last meal, must've been pretty bad Compressed Should go at the start if you wanna gamble on stones Northerners are more outgoing than southerners Already left now? He probably didn't understand the question Up north one is actually free, free sample Almost at my place What a great time I also tried smoking with friends around 11, but it was too gross so I stopped Time to ship again KFC呀 These two are getting gayer by the minute ？？？ Lmao dead Haha Whispering gossip Chinese game right? NetEase What about the ice cream? Film what, so embarrassing I'm dying lmao Peach blossoms Wow Hahaha they finally found out Not plum, probably apricot or peach blossoms Highway tolls cost way more, taking national roads actually saves money Hahahahahahaha Cigarette sharing moment Hahaha Chinese kids love foreign forums I'm dying laughing Those are peach blossoms Obviously he buys cheap cigs himself The 15000 refers to waterproof rating, not the price... Hahahahaha Smaller the city, earlier kids start smoking. I saw classmates smoking in 6th grade Shanxi city maintenance won't even clean this up Harry Potter That's how it is up north, too little to bother charging you They said they couldn't see the road signs, Route 208 has been under construction on and off Dude's gotta be like 6'3? About to enter Shijiazhuang, homeland of Zhao Zilong 17 is still a minor too Hahahahahahaha His mom told him to speak English hahaha Hahahahaha Ghost rider kids with no helmets lol KFC does have it, they misheard and thought they said no Changping? Since they already confirmed Route 208 goes to their destination, just follow the national road, no need to overthink it Ahahahahaha Hahahahaha Crime scene Donkey meat lmaooo Hahahahaha Hahahahahahaha Irresponsible to yourself and irresponsible to others They're in Shijiazhuang now? What's blooming up north right now is most likely peach blossoms Specifically scamming middle-aged ladies That's donkey meat haha If I heard right, the kid said 17, the nodding after was probably miscommunication Haha, nice Chinese people really do have great character Hahaha keep smoking When it's sold by weight, they can't be bothered to weigh just one Another smoker ride my friend hahahaha Hahahaha Ah There's a lot to know about rice — good Dongbei rice vs cheap rice is night and day Doesn't look like peach, might be pear trees They cut out the riding parts omg Hahahaha bottom-left with the spot-on roast Square dancing Looks like peach blossoms So cute how all three introduced themselves Cursed machine translation Pfft~ Hahahahaha Peach blossoms The presentation really isn't great... Their square dancing looks about as good as mine The editor couldn't tell apart 'donkey' and 'fish' in Chinese, haha ??? Hahahahahahaha Hahahahahaha what are those sound effects Hahahahaha Hahaha textbook answer Oh I feel like this meal's rating won't be very high Hahahaha Hahahahaha Next time ride from Yunnan to Tibet, the scenery is absolutely stunning Passive ability triggered Good morning China Most people either start super young or never smoke at all I'm dying laughing What are these Epstein guys saying lol Hahahahahaha Sigh, kids probably think that way Is this how everyone in Shanxi plays? Uhh... They're eating without even washing it, there's pesticides on that For jade gambling you gotta go to Yunnan/Myanmar Another motorcycle meetup! Ghost rider scooter? Training the dog Can't even He wasn't wrong though lol Waterproof rating Hahahahahahaha The scenery is really nice this time of year Smooth combo Price tag says 1100 Get good gear Gas station, bro! Hahahahahaha Smoke till 30 and you'll reek Opens with the ultimate move right away Real estate office THIS is the fish English class Can't even lmao Apricot blossoms? Peach blossoms? White foreigner 1/1 Cam: so evil Kailas There's a girl behind them Wait is this Fuping? Looks so familiar. Isn't this Shanxi? Fatigued ... What a sweet lady Are they ego-searching now? Hahahahaha Plum blossoms only bloom in winter Gives people who don't wanna pay highway tolls another option Only smokers think that's a classy way to put it. Smoking doesn't just affect you, it affects others too, that's why people keep calling it out Hahahahahahaha Plum blossoms Daily bromance moment Eating so plain 15000 is the waterproof rating, not the price Lmao dead Why did this kid pick up the bad habit of smoking and offering cigs first? Smoking, drinking, and staying up late all shorten men's lifespans Didn't understand a word but kept saying thanks, lmao ？ Plum blossoms probably Beautiful, look at those flowers blooming Hit the camera That's the classy way to say it Lying there is kinda dangerous, big trucks might pull in to rest and wouldn't see them in the blind spot Hahahaha 15000? Are you two fencing or what Still with the little touches Peeping duck Give the Americans a little taste of China shock Why'd they order the same thing Streetwear fuckboy What is this, a Yellow Crane Tower iced coffee black 8? Peach blossoms probably 2 minutes!!!! The lady thinks they can understand her I heard northerners just give it free if you only buy one — turns out it's true That girl is a born saleswoman, she understood their broken Chinese She can't charge properly, she doesn't even have a scale Lady: spawned a rare NPC Funniest line of the entire series This young man's great, so confident and friendly She gave one away, what more can you say Sales people just have insane communication skills, can understand each other even without speaking the same language They know their food — fish and lamb together is literally the character for 'fresh/umami' Finally someone told them Route 208 goes to Erenhot We are two white foreigners (1/1) Cosplaying as a speed bump huh Auntie sells by the box, couldn't be bothered calculating for one apple lol Lots of kids start smoking because they think it's cool Smoking at a gas station, absolute madlad They crossed the Taihang Mountains on a national road lolol Mike was gonna buy it too, but then heard it was free so he didn't? Why's this kid offering cigarettes too Top-tier salesperson, communicating through every barrier, cross-server chat Sir what do you do for work Hahahaha they look like giant pandas Lighting up here? This is a gas station! Mid-lane face-off This kind of food is good when you're sick No way it's 10,000 — that's gotta be the waterproof rating They actually made it to a wedding venue, this is literally a banquet hall Hahahahahaha Camera pans and the two aunties are dying laughing That nodding has reached master level ??? That price is insane That startup sound lmao This one isn't even as big as a fist, no wonder it's free hahaha Her comprehension skills are top tier Help I kept hearing them talk about it, got so hungry I ordered ice cream on delivery Way better than just riding, finally enjoy dude The weather up north was really bad the past couple days, probably just a few days ahead of them That's the waterproof rating vegetables? She understood all that Ult sound effect: fairy dust 666 handing out cigs at the gas station The number he said was the waterproof rating, not the price right? He's started chanting How did he understand that How did the payment QR code get exposed Isn't that Quanjude? That 15000 is the waterproof rating right, it can't actually be the price Weren't you guys going to eat roast duck It's super windy here today, force 8-11 Someone told them to take Route 208 like two or three days ago right I can't Hahahaha Brain froze up, just pop your ult! This guy's actually pretty cool Lord of Flowing Shadows Zero appetite for this meal This is the person who took photos with them right This kid is so confident, nice Being sick affects your appetite too Still with the little thoughtful touches You finally realize what's happening Choose your hero Worst rated meal Great emotional support haha Americans, he figured it out haha Small town won't have 10K+ jackets — that's probably the waterproof spec. Price tag is around 1K, about right for professional gear, and there's probably a discount too Chinese corner language practice He was smoking his own — those students clearly don't smoke Omg so cheap The real tip to tip Isn't there a KFC right there The price was 1000-something, there was a tag earlier That's a merit box, you put money in it Foreigners really are built different Oh good it's the waterproof rating, I'm relieved Cake shops sell cakes, bakeries sell bread, Chinese people come from China Michael looks awful This is where Xiao Yuanshan was ambushed by the Song dynasty masters Uh oh. He can't pick out fish bones Got it for free Wa schoolmate McDonald's approved ( ) Editor roast hahaha English class dialogue practice Beijing accent He actually guessed that, nice The lady only sells one per day. Stunned Switched to an even more local way of saying it hahaha Why are they offering cigarettes again There's literally a KFC right there... Oh no they actually detoured to Beijing Hahahahahahaha A four-figure jacket damn Gotta hand it to the salesperson Popping his ultimate Classic American shocked hands-on-head Hahahaha they came to see a rare animal Hahahaha Hahahahahahaha Hahaha Stop talking nonsense, there's no way he'd buy a 10,000+ yuan jacket — it's obviously not real Hahahahahaha This one blew up on TikTok goy Hahaha Peach blossoms? It's good, has blueberries in it Fat hahahaha I didn't smoke as a student, but after college my boss would always offer cigarettes, had to accept but never inhaled That optimal route is killing me lmao Water release or waterproof? These two really know how to have fun Here Here Here Such dedication to the map details Windproof AND waterproof hahahaha Our national treasure made it big We are each other's photographers Hahahaha So cheesy gae Nah Beyond the syllabus 10000 is the waterproof rating Laughing so hard I'm floating Hahahahahaha Omg they even rated this but didn't rate the food Beijing roast lamb Chinese teenager Petting the puppy Where's the food rating, I really wanna know the donkey meat score Hahahahahahaha Heard it as beef No helmets? Hahahahahahahahahahaha1 Smoking at a gas station?? Hahahaha got it Traveling really wears you down Being in an unfamiliar place already makes it easy to get sick The guy's kinda cute Hahahahahaha I'm dead lmao nerd~ What are you mooing about~ The road sign points them eastward These uncles know more English words than those delinquent kids on scooters, at least they know 'duck' unlike those middle schoolers who can't even say 13 It's not the price, it's not a luxury brand Probably a street punk Small town scooter punks, this is what happens when they don't study and never leave their hometown Hahaha What are you mooing about Where is Jin K plate from? Shanxi This new drink is actually pretty good That guy up front, same shop is under my apartment too There are tons of supermarkets A lot of kids really start smoking because of this mentality Hebei Baoding Fuping i suppose Joey Wong Not gonna try it on? Never understood this, everyone has one nose and two eyes, what's there to photograph... Here With this many business cards it must be a real estate office Are the people in the comments saying it costs 10k+ actually under 12 or just brainless Chinese doesn't need grammar! Oh no, they discovered Chinese monkeys are cute Not gonna try it? Bro jinxed himself Pure additives, no real fruit juice lol So cheesy Lmao KFC yo Complex sentence Complaining about starting the engine too? Cars get pushed out to start, so what ? Afraid of getting diarrhea eating it unwashed wtf Can they eat bony fish though Hahahaha Cam's helpless subtitles are killing me Figure display showcase vibes The edit made donkey meat get identified as fish meat lmao 208 is traumatized now Ice cream is a word you learn in 3rd grade gay as f Smokers always smell bad People who smoke in public are so annoying Hahahaha …… Barely anyone knows what menzi is, let alone foreigners Hahaha Why do all you kids smoke Rebellious teens thinking they look cool Fencing Translation got it wrong, it's donkey meat not fish Cute girl These roads exist for people like you guys, not everyone takes the highway, more options is always better Then what am I supposed to eat? Here This is literally me during English listening exams Average, meets expectations Hahahahahahahahaha got it That translation was insane Unlimited rice refills, this isn't Japan Hahahaha crossed the ocean Rare early footage of white foreigners taming new limb equipment ...what are you doing? Hahahahahahaha the shy! Secretly popping his ult Kids always unconsciously imitate adults, thinking it makes them grown up He's really good at talking to kids Scooter punk Hahahahahahahahaha Arrived at Shijiazhuang! Hahahahahaha Why is it so dirty here That prayer hands gesture lol Cam: you're giving me another hard one Mountain peach blossoms True, lots of people start this way, nobody randomly goes and buys cigarettes Life is long, welcome back to China next time, try Yunnan Looks like a traffic accident scene What a bizarre scene lol Wore him out haha McCaw really loves pretending there's danger Hahahahahahahahaha He was clearly not feeling great the day before, probably already getting sick Over 1000 Big internet celebrity now He's talking about the waterproof rating, not the price Hahaha Lu Real estate office? Walked into the wrong place huh This hotel doesn't even have a front desk? Isn't it right across the street Can you eat eggs when you have a cold? True Hahaha it really is Students already offering cigarettes to each other Reminds me of the stone mill for grinding soy milk... Already way better Chinese than 10 days ago The so-called scooter punks, aren't they just street loafers like these? My area already upgraded from red lanterns to Chinese knots ? gay ? Looks gross Didn't bargain? gay These lanterns are universal across China I swear Lmao the weight difference between them ??? Hahahahaha I'm dead Peach blossoms red, apricot blossoms white Convenience stores everywhere So cheesy Blending right in Toread?? Can't they just use phone translation What kind of garbage machine translation What's Tectop? Still on route 207 haha gay!!! What are you mooing about, my happiness... hahahaha Hahahaha Lud's scared of heights lol That logic though They got to eat donkey meat What are you mooing about? Hahahaha Made from broth, meat, and starch, kinda like intestine sausage but bigger chunks, chewier Hebei menzi is a local specialty Donkey meat burger! Barren Shanxi Back home in Gansu, beef noodles are 6 yuan, side dishes 1 yuan, egg 1 yuan Quanjude is a chain, they're everywhere ????? lolol What about the snow cap In China all men smoke, disgusting smoke smell everywhere 13 days in, you can visibly see they're both exhausted Great weather Reached Hebei, roads are much better now Arrived at Pingshan!! Hahahaha is it that scary Aww Yangquan dialect Beautiful My grandma is from Yangquan, this accent is so familiar Lmao HAHAHAHAHAHA Western Buddha welcoming "SEIZE THE GATE" Lmao someone's been reading too many web novels Hahaha Jiahao, Jiaxin Jade gambling Energetic lad Don't smoke at a gas station! lud-stein Hahahaha Did you even understand? And you're saying OK Eggplant rice bowl Shredded eggplant rice + donkey meat burger Hahahaha Haha Daily little brain moment Quanjude tastes terrible now Simple comfort food is nice too For jade gambling you need big cities or source regions, they could've detoured to Yunnan when they first arrived Here Too rushed, it'd be better if they could take a day or two to just chill Hahaha Hello Ding Erni Chinatown plus Know your Defender That was fine?? How was that fine, that was so dangerous Underage smoking is such a serious problem.. Isn't there a supermarket My struggle Their parents don't care What city Street loafer Can't hold it in lmao How did those two end up at a real estate office again lmao chinese night time disco panic ulted Good morning China, now I have ice cream Why not give it a try Non-local plates can't enter Beijing right? Dying laughing Is 4 days enough? Beijing roasted kidneys We are two white beauti... Hahahaha Mixue is cheap but that's about it Just filming in people's faces like that? Lmao Lyrics: why you wiggling Taurus Ding Erni, hahaha Ding Erni? Grow up to be a chain smoker and get shunned Snow King is everywhere Girl's got aimbot on lol The vendor is so smart, managing to communicate through all that His head is getting bigger 8.6 Here Hahaha these two Chinese fakers ? Lmao What are you mooing about Thinking about it, our capital is really close to the border Donkey meat, not fish lol Do they not know Chinese fish dishes have like 800 different ways of cooking?? Lmao Hahahahahahahahaha Couldn't even understand the Chinese person's name Ghost-fire scooter revs, parents raised you for nothing lmaooo Scooter punk Just buy it at a supermarket The 10,000+ is the waterproof rating of the jacket The best thing at this place is the double pepper noodles If it was around late March, yeah it was raining everywhere because March 30 is the Rain God's birthday lolol At school that definitely screams rebel vibes Lmao I'm dead Just shake it! International Village (Shijiazhuang) Going through Taiyuan via Yanmen Pass would've been easier, they're running along the east side of the Taihang Mountains and not even on the scenic Taihang Route 1 The lady felt embarrassed charging for just one apple lol KFC or a supermarket! So cheap Snow King (Mixue) "Qingming rains fall without end" — never heard that poem huh Haha, they actually figured it out Barrier-free communication, wow ? You'd need to go to Yunnan or Xinjiang for jade ? Weren't they gonna eat Peking duck No no no no no There's a virus going around up north, lots of unexplained diarrhea, fever and colds Energetic lad Did they wander into a banquet hall Lavande Hotel is pretty nice actually ? Laughing so hard I can't breathe For real, I use JBL too Too funny lmao Hahaha auntie was so confused Triggered a combo chain lolol Riding a motorcycle is way more tiring than driving a car. Found out he smokes and immediately offered a cig lmao More students on weekends Ludwig would make a great English teacher, so patient with kids Lavande is actually decent Looks like a real estate sales office How much?? Someone just popped up saying they don't use maps lol xswl Attempting to flirt Haha found the right place This is real China — no matter how much you hate smoking, business dealings just involve a lot of it, no way around it They don't dare take Route 208 anymore, haha Haha got roasted Why not carry an umbrella? At least use it when you're not riding. No docking! Hahahaha Down south they ate rice every day, up north it's noodles every day lol The yellow ones are highways, can't ride on those What are you mooing about gae That was actually really good pronunciation haha Lmao Actually took a shortcut lolol HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Smoking isn't cool Dying laughing Damn, just learned the word 'waterproof' like that There's no meat though Jade gambling Feel bad for the shop worker Whoa Feels like there's more interaction now Not easy ? lmao 13 days in Japan, 19 in China? They thought China was that small? Just realized today's video is nearly double length Shanxi scenery really is something else Shanghai folks jealous Daily digital sustenance One moment too dark, next moment too bright Not gonna wash it? What about pesticide residue Ugh, way too short of a timeframe The 10,000+ is the waterproof index, the price tags next to it are only a few hundred Yeah you shouldn't light up, but they were far enough away that it was probably fine Haha they found out anyway Peach blossoms! When I was a kid, these teens were called punks CBA (Chinese Basketball Association)! Ryoko loves eating Not even wearing helmets Hustle Smoking is not cool at all No ??? They probably saw Chinese people livestreaming jade cutting on TikTok Are you looking for a raincoat? Engage fight, instant follow-up () Badass burger King of the kids (We'd like to have our wedding here, can we book it?) Wait— AHHHHH Can't reload? Southern rainy season is like that, rains for months Getting more vitamins is the right call What is menzi (starch cake)? This thing's weight equals your body weight when loaded Not bad, good hotel pick this time. It's the logo on the team banner, just now realized That crisp single-cylinder engine sound They went out after checking in yesterday, so of course they got soaked A whole bunch of them.. So immature Actually guessed right ??? That's so weird Most of my classmates started smoking at 16 ??? Ugh Chinese kids smoking is gonna become an international stereotype Harry Potter's face acne seems to have cleared up a bit That's literally above my apartment, I'm going hot tourist Looks appetizing Could go to a hot spring Fuping They're in Hebei now Eight Passes of Taihang They've reached Liangxiang Huh Bottom left, pointy Taiwan Wow vegetables That guy's pretty handsome Weren't treated as walking spies at least.. They actually understood Ryoko's here Who could even understand that hahaha With a counterweight this thing would be unstoppable, looks like decent suspension travel too Wear a helmet!!! Solo ulted Average sports brands are about 1K That's wayyy off Straight up scamming Good morning China Big celebrity, holy crap Peach blossoms Y E S Hahahahahaha Hahahahahahaha Hahahahahaha Do that many middle schoolers smoke nowadays? Stiff kid? Tomato egg usually doesn't have much sugar — probably tastes bland to Americans Beiqi Village... what a funny name They're in Hebei now? Here Go to KFC If the flowers look that beautiful even with the camera overexposed, they must be stunning IRL The 10,000+ is the rating level It says 1000-something on it Paipaiqi The 10,000+ number is the waterproof rating, not the price gay gay Mike seems to be feeling better ?????? It's fine Scooter punk True, we think the videos are fun because of the editing, but they're actually just on the road every day They're in Fuping now ?? That's definitely Kailas gear Zhang Xue Motorcycle Way too much starch thickener... studied in the northeast for 10 years, they love their thick gravy there Hahahahahahaha Go see a doctor, it's not expensive! ???? Grandma: I'm not selling one piece, just take it and scram Hell Finally got a clear answer Now it all makes sense It's so cold at night and he's wearing one layer and drinking cold drinks Did they really shop for 10,000+? What a steal Hahahaha Wait didn't he already learn what 'country' means earlier! 10,000+, damn impressive There are many types of rice too That's right by my house, omg The ice cream is right here gay Riding motorcycles nonstop, fatigued, plus the big temperature swings up north — catching a cold is totally normal Southern Shanxi, of course it's peach and apricot blossoms you are gay Fencing Bayonet charge gay!!! I'm dying from the ship ? Hahaha ? Hahaha How tf did he guess that, so many people are like this Hahahahahahaha OMG OMG they're at my hometown!! I'm dead lmao Was it from watching short dramas? Heard those are big in America too Wow they're at my hometown!!! Hahahahahaha Donkey meat I can't anymore, this is too funny Why is someone going the wrong way read books I guess I'm dying laughing Where is this place— Hahaha so it's always this awkward normally Went too far east, extra distance Hahaha Hahahaha alert Goblin I'm dying from the ship Can't understand the fancy vocabulary hhhhhh Now they've experienced China's ghost rider kids Shanxi's got a lot of potential smokers Typical foreigner, how could that be plum blossoms? Those are obviously cherry blossoms. As the Chinese saying goes, the cherry blossoms of X's homeland are blooming Hahahahahaha Hahahaha DJ Seems like it really is No way it's 10,000+, that's a spec number That's how it is, you get mocked if you don't smoke this is evil Hahahahahaha WoW 17 is his current age Already wearing short sleeves up north? Lmao I'm dead Triggered the keyword Hahaha They sell by the box, buying just one is barely worth charging for Menzi (starch jelly) Yanmen Pass? Is that wild peach or cherry plum? 500km left, 5 days — should rest a day before pushing on Took a wrong turn Impressive The kid instantly understood why learning English matters Should've bought Arc'teryx instead Haggled it down by half Hahahahahaha Yummy Donkey meat burger! Hahaha Smoking again... Plum blossoms Probably got a sore throat from the BBQ Damn that's expensive Didn't expect grandma to know Westerners Hahaha Supermarket What are you mooing about Hahaha The receptionist is satisfied thinking they understood everything Zai bei jing (loaded and clean) That's insane Going back means it's more than 700km now Mountain flowers in full bloom They discovered some real talk about teenagers C I can't even 10,000+? Haven't they learned this phrase yet Hahahahahahaha Smoking at a gas station! Didn't he say 17 (1/1) I'm dead lmao English class time Sick again Here I had menzi once while studying in Handan — tasted like savory jelly hahaha Here They all smoke behind their parents' backs Now they'll forever think 'feng shui' means waterproof, haha There's still beef noodles for only 10 yuan? Ryoko loves eating This store clerk acts just like them This small city is really well built Poor Michael They're making the kids practice English on a foreigner lol Grandma's 100 years old, she's probably laughing too hard, no big deal How did the salesperson guess he was asking about rain just from the word 'blow' Mike: I am a monk from the Tang Dynasty in the East, traveling west to seek Buddhist scriptures This is a Quanjude roast duck, hope you can ride it all the way to Mongolia Showing off the pigeon-toed stance So classic lmao too little so they just gave it for free Got that right, ones this small are all for looking cool If I were a DJ would you love me shout out to apple grandma this shit fire — thanks apple grandma, it's really good Daily chanting ritual What I like to eat depends on my English vocabulary If even Americans say it's sweet then it must be REALLY sweet Still using the ult Once again per episode they somehow guess what the other person means Says he doesn't understand, then successfully answers the question This salesperson's comprehension skills are top tier First time seeing a low-angle shot Why can't you two just order different things and share lol At northern stalls if you buy just one, once they confirm you're not messing with them they'll probably just give it to you free That's not the price, it's the waterproof rating — 15,000 means the fabric can withstand 15,000mm water pressure Stewed jelly? Liangzi: Now THIS I know! Survivorship bias — kids who don't smoke are stuck at school, barely even get holidays The uploader got the scores backwards here lol, should be 7.4/6.9 Both sides using everything they've ever learned Must-do activity for foreigners in China I've done this too, asked for too few oranges to weigh so the boss just gave them to me He said shout out to apple grandma "Harry Potter and Voldemort" Their rules say no American chain fast food (only once, used in ep 1) Pretty quick on his feet, I would've just frozen Whether your teammate or the enemy picks Yasuo, it's always terrifying He actually learned the head-lift nod Lmaooo when in Rome do as the Romans do Quanjude is just Peking duck lol Chinese level suddenly dropped Valorant junior and League of Legends senior are here Kids always learn from adults — without awareness campaigns, Chinese people would keep smoking generation after generation Notice the detail — the kid is handing out cigarettes again Spotted a delivery driver, means they're getting close to the city Someone's been watching the CCTV morning weather forecast huh Can't think when you're hungry They've actually been on G208 the past few days which goes straight to Erenhot Mid doors face-off Why does this motorcycle sound like a tractor Waitress: Are you two here for a job interview? Timed side quest has expired (0/0) Thought they could understand lol Who buys just ONE lmaooo Almost became international news Malls are empty anyway these days, taking photos and having fun is totally fine Please stop saying that name lmao Why are there spell-casting sound effects lmao Rich guy, pulls rarer than dragons on gacha We are two white Americans This girl is so quick-witted haha Lmao Cam's telepathic conversation with them My name is Gao Daqiang Triggered the keyword Is his turn signal broken? It's been stuck on left turn since episode 1 lol Walked right behind the person Lmao random chanting Still language 0% understand 100% Translation correction: 8.6 points Whoa there's even wrong-way driving They seem to have forgotten about the ice cream thing Finally found out what that Hunan kid's favorite food was from days ago Conditioned reflex at this point Finally asked the right question Wait what, don't they always tell everyone they're American?? Lol brain crashed from hunger OMG this girl is amazing, comprehension skills maxed out Incredible that she understood that The editor is done lol "it's just fish" hahaha High EQ: generous portions... Low EQ: not enough dishes We are two white foreigners Mobile English corner He's probably talking about density — waterproofing needs high density, it's not the price Handing out cigarettes at a GAS STATION?? Moto-beast evolution Because she heard 'water' not 'blow' Where's the food review from that last meal? Hahaha the power of square dancing They finally got directions! Simple honest folks You don't recognize me, hairstyle director Twistzz? It's around Qingming Festival, of course it's gonna rain lol Xie Di Xie Di take me to Disneyland Introverts could never pass this level The trip is almost over and NOW they think of buying it The End Their Chinese has actually improved quite a bit That sales clerk is really good at understanding them Honestly too little to even bother collecting money for lol He gestured 11 with his hands himself, he understood correctly Lmao handing out cigs again What I like depends on what I know how to say Decades ago seeing a foreigner was a big deal, everyone wanted a photo together This dude was taking photos earlier to post on WeChat Moments Whoa they actually stumbled into a wedding venue lmao Every time someone asks where they're going they say 'Americans,' but when someone actually asks where they're FROM they can't answer Weird analogy Pretty much, a lot of students get peer pressured into it This bike can only be ridden at noon In their condition, camping would be rough Dayun motorcycle: Where are the speed bumps?? Haha what a question I'm 24 and my dad's friends still try to get me to start smoking, they tease me about it every year... I just think buying cigs is a waste of money Liangzi: Where's the stewed jelly? So cute, the little girl Just spotted a KFC — KFC has ice cream too Good thing they can't understand or that'd be awkward He's talking about the waterproof rating... Mike looks Asian, like Valorant's Zekken and TenZ — but most like Harry Potter Lily, look at them Side quest complete The Route 208 nightmare is back This salesperson's comprehension is solid Salesperson is a beast! Does 4ish mean foolish? Hahahahaha I'm dying!! How did he panic like that!! English corner Such a smooth exchange "Rolling Through the City" Lmaooo they got caught I'm dead lol That's expensive? Mysterious Eastern melody The poison bread incident Editor: MY EYES! They're burning! Prettier than the flowers, one glance back and a hundred charms bloom 100% it's because of the camera, they just don't wanna be on film Mike said 'Do you think we're in a city?' Reminds me of Speed joining the square dance hahaha Saying a whole lot of nothing hahahaha I don't think that's what it means lol This road, that speed, no helmet... this is literally up to God Effective communication Buying waterproof clothes is probably for rainy weather Bro's saying this Quanjude is the local one, not the Beijing Quanjude roast duck Top-tier child psychology analysis Opening with the ultimate move National road cosplaying as a speed bump Can only understand 'where are you from', ask differently and he's lost Hahaha bringing up the kid thing again Wrong-way electric scooter In the Taiyuan era, a fisherman of Wuling made his living catching fish So Journey to the West's Tang Monk was actually realistic — 'I come from...' lmao Don't laugh, you couldn't pass this level either Peach blossoms — short stems so not pear, flat sepals so not apricot, full petals so not cherry Sudden head turn Accidental touch Mainly because the terrain is super mountainous — the hills, turns, and detours add a lot of time, it's not as easy as it looks You're using your ult on their home turf Michael looks so tiny next to Ludwig who's so big lol True, highway driving isn't as interesting as taking national roads Brother Li really handled it well, hosted them and even invited them to stay Foreign teenagers... If they took the highway they wouldn't get as many views If they got crucian carp they'd end up in the hospital for real, foreigners can't handle all those tiny bones This kid's ears are all red haha, mom's just laughing on the side The accent here sounds very Beijing-like now That guy literally explained it to them and they still think it's a 104th birthday party, I give up Their own rule is only one McDonald's visit per challenge, KFC probably counts too funny funny. WISH YOU GUYS GOOD LUCK FOR SURE !!!! Cow burger, nice They're not taking highways, they take national roads, passing through small county towns Hahahahahahahaha panicked and went all out Sigh, do teachers not care about kids smoking anymore? Haha, though lots of people smoked when we were in school too, just had to sneak it This guy is so handsome and sunny This episode feels the most wholesome If they follow 207 to the end they'd end up in Ulanhot — that'd be hilarious Not smoking as an adult is a blessing, means you don't have major worries Hahahahaha got it wrong, so THIS is where the camera standoff was Northern and southern culture really do feel very different 10k professional skills They're probably just hungry, brains not working properly It should be the honeydew ice cream that's sold out, not ALL ice cream Whether at restaurants or shops, you can clearly see the other person doesn't understand Chinese at all but they just never think to pull out a translation app They actually wanted to try jade gambling lmaooo That's incense, not cigarette smoke Correction successful, satisfying Probably ordered full sugar — full sugar is really sweet This episode is so fun Each generation copies the last. Same with smoking Speaking of LOL, even though overseas it means laughing out loud Omg this kid Hebei boys stand at attention Bilibili is involved in this too? Give The price tag says 1000-something, they're talking about waterproof rating Maybe they haven't been eating fruits and veggies, so their immunity is down Give Already answered which country, 'American' It's hydrostatic pressure, higher number = better waterproofing, but different standards so you can't just go by that He's saying the waterproofing is 10,000+ — the price tag shows 1,000+ Give! Can't hold it in lmao Hahahahahahahaha Chinese corner Lol too heavy on this side Satisfying That's the waterproof rating — the price tag is 1,000+ 'ish' means approximately, '4ish' means about 4 hours Lmao that gesture There was a KFC upstairs just now GIVE!!!!!!!!! Hahaha got it Such a generous, handsome, and enthusiastic kid Is this a wedding venue? Still the king of kids every day hahahaha Hahahahahahahahaha just eat something already The picture they used is killing me!!! But the section before 208 isn't open yet Shanxi has allowed it starting from 2025 Bottom right corner, Taiwan is on the map! Give! Bottom right corner, nice Rolling the dice Lmao the original creator got the subtitles wrong hahaha There really are a lot of trucks in Inner Mongolia No smoking at gas stations The English subtitles were too naive, thought it was fish Give Yunnan has more of those The English translated donkey meat as fish Why is his head getting bigger lmao Then they should go to Ludwig's favorite place — Yunnan Those are peach blossoms It's the camera, or it happens when there's dust Give This auntie dances really well Get together get together! Flashbang incoming! Smoking at a gas station?? Honestly tomato egg over rice tastes kinda bland Going big, bros, white foreigner Your teammate insta-locks Yasuo in promos and you're not scared? -ish means 'approximately' Why don't the parents do something smh Some can, some can't, feels like their team didn't do enough research Cars on the highway are already risky, motorcycles are way riskier, it's for safety True, haven't smoked these past few days, been in class Looks like someone doesn't eat tomatoes Chinese-style teenager hahaha Heading toward Mongolia now means leaving the city, get into the city first Long complicated sentence, can't understand And just like that, cigarette's back in hand 2333333333 They should head back west a bit to get on Route 208, they went too far east That's not Shijiazhuang, they mentioned Jingxing earlier Hahaha getting into the groove That's not a cigarette, looks like Glico Small town folks not having seen foreigners is totally normal Hahaha stereotypes What's cool about that? His pronunciation of Erenhot is getting more and more accurate Still wearing the bracelet that kid gave him Trying to get on CCTV is some dark humor right there hahaha Give Gold-medal salesperson energy Yeah about that age sounds right Give Give Around me it's actually the young and old who smoke more now, middle-aged people have mostly quit Fun fact: only people on drugs crave sweets that much, normal Americans have similar taste buds to us tip to tip Still on 207 Give Their rule is no American food, KFC counts right? China's smoking problem really is serious 1000+ for a hardshell jacket is pretty normal Too bad they passed Niangzi Pass without stopping They're clearly talking about the waterproof rating Cute They're just ordering milk tea normally They're not short on money, Ludwig funds his own tournaments every year Trying to get on CCTV For them that's like spending ten bucks Wasn't this video from a few days ago? Is the north hotter than the south? Michael's wearing short sleeves First time seeing fish over rice.. Learn and use it right away Just say LOL and they'll get it Almost let you guys eat something nice lmaooo Do that many kids smoke in the north? Li Zhanliang Scared me Probably can't handle fish Give Old movies and shows had tons of smoking scenes, young kids thought it was cool, plus family members smoke too... What does he mean? 'Yes, I have a kid'? Handing out cigs at a gas station?? Wait, I just realized kids born after 2010 are already 16 Gave up on himself Little bro gave it his all Those who saw this guy's photo in the comments earlier In Guangzhou a single apple costs like 5 yuan now Are those lights in the back solar-powered? And the connected exercise equipment generates power too? So funny Kids these days really don't play League anymore When in Rome... even foreigners get it........... Complex sentence Almost at the finish line and they FINALLY asked for directions correctly Michael's spot on Feels similar to Western teens tbh Good morning China The English subtitle detail with the B-word — looks like they figured it out haha Hahahahaha What kind of rice wizard is this People from the West have arrived Cam: what...? High EQ Ludwig's Chinese keeps getting better Communication is getting much smoother too Loves taking photos together, shows they're popular, people are so warm Moto friend! The further north they go the more recognizable things get Truly waterproof tactical pants, softshell pants are usually just water-resistant So extra lol Don't they do that in Guangdong too Menzi!? Poor guys, it's been days and they keep going in circles around routes 207 and 208 Oh so THAT'S how it's cool?? The uploader sure knows how to name things Who gave them that awful name Perfect timing going to Inner Mongolia to unlock the grasslands The one in white looks like Joey Wong, so pretty Give Auntie's got the big picture vision hahaha Every place has a different accent Up north a bag of apples might only cost a few yuan This is Fuping County, Baoding This kid is 8?? (no way) They ordered delivery before There's a contrail in the sky Helmet! Mainly they've barely met anyone who knows both English and geography this whole trip, just pure chaos Why doesn't anyone use a translation app? No, they're reciting ancient poetry Used to think smoking was cool when I was young, never actually smoked though. Tried a few as an adult and realized there's no point How novel So extra lol They finally got Mixue haha Hahaha they've become rare animals Thank you~ Nanlong Hou just appeared on camera Looks like Harry Potter Should film more interactions with Chinese people, just riding nonstop is too boring Back then everyone thought smoking was cool, even non-smokers would take a puff to fit in Feng shui That person clearly didn't understand, kept nodding at 'every year', he was saying something like 17 A bit pricey docking What province are they near these past two days with so many underage smokers They're not taking highways, all the places they pass through are small county towns White = apricot blossoms, pink = peach blossoms Isn't there a Yihetang across the street? He actually got the answer right in the end This county seems pretty developed, better than the previous ones Here they're doing a 3-2-1 rating, Michael gave a solid 9, Lud gave a 5, and Michael was shocked asking 'you mean this town?' Xie Di, Xie Di I'm gonna diss you Because they were actually talking about fish here, the translator mistakenly applied it to the earlier part too About to tip over again Anta pay up (sponsorship when) They're actually watching the weather forecast Waterproof rating Wait, Route 207 splits? If you think it's east of Erenhot, you should be heading northwest Why did they cut out the camera standoff? Use a spoon! This route doesn't pass through any tier-1 cities His most fluent phrase — the ultimate move In that earlier shot of the sky, did these two not notice something crazy up there? Millionaires don't just buy stuff randomly Isn't there one across the street too? Panicked and pulled out the ultimate move Bro's been watching too many jade gambling videos Who opens a milk tea shop across from Mixue, what are they thinking Facts Give Big brands like this are actually more expensive in remote county towns Stewed mung bean jelly! So scared it's gonna fall off I also think the first cigarette is definitely just to look cool Really wanna be a delinquent huh Route 207 really does have a lot of beautiful spots, watching their trip makes me wanna do a road trip too haha It's mainly the big eyes, plus the glasses makes him look just like him What was the person wanting a photo thinking Bilibili: ??? That's the waterproof rating, not the price 10,000 waterproof rating isn't that high, pro gear is 30,000-50,000 Watch out for Murphy's Law Who said that English line, didn't see anyone's mouth move Eating some hometown food to restore HP Chinese-to-Chinese translation Good morning China His skin actually got better Sweat a little and even your cold gets better Harry Potter 90% of people truly can't understand English by ear, but can manage to blurt out a few words Hahahaha dead Michael actually dances pretty well Michael is so cute, like a cartoon character haha, so wholesome Hahahahaha Hahahaha Neither of them are even 30 Hahahaha I'm dying Kids just learned English in school so they can say a few words, adults haven't touched it in ages They actually match well Hahahaha Just two motorcycles, nowhere to put camping gear That's way too cheap?? Prettier than the flowers Awkward So cute The key question has been asked Cool and confident kid Hahahaha chicken talking to a duck (total miscommunication) Hahahaha GIVE!!!!! How much? Hahaha can you try some elementary school level words Well technically that counts as an answer They are very good friends (sure~) So dangerous Right now Erenhot is at their 11 o'clock direction Menzi is basically meat cake, made from meat broth, super cheap Taihang Mountains, where the Foolish Old Man moved mountains Do young people not play League of Legends anymore? He's got two little ahoge sticking out the back of his head Camera standoff??? Classic startup sound, bought a few Still eating bread while sick, that's so sad : do you want beef pork or chicken? : yes. Quanjude is just Peking duck Hahahahahahahahaha Finally asked No filter Give! Ludwig's handheld camera always looks so hazy Saw it on CCTV weather forecast shout out to Why is it G207 on both sides? The difference between the little girl and the little boy is huge lol Oh it's you two hahahaha Can't even lmao The translator is being rushed The mysterious urge to take photos with foreigners Isn't Quanjude from Beijing? And TheShy! Offering cigs at a gas station, bold move So close, so beautiful — spend the weekend in Hebei Hahaha Fuping? They're really close to Beijing now Peach blossoms? They actually ordered my favorite — tomato egg rice bowl! Hahahaha Oh nice, spotted my hometown's license plate Bottom right license plate says Jin-K (Shanxi) Welcome to Hebei province Timed mission 207 fairy spirit big sis, 208 hahaha That's way too plain Creepshot angle labubu I don't know what 'menzi' means either... Give Tomato scrambled eggs needs to be saucy to taste good ？ My Struggle Garen Reject smokers Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Mixue's drink at 30% sugar still blasted me with sweetness Latest episode, why are 750 people watching at 4am Omg I'm literally drinking blueberry fruit tea right now Omg donkey meat burger, so good Hahaha Mixue Gave me goosebumps honestly, so dumb gortex This level of awareness at 11 years old, absolutely clueless Hahahahaha I have ice cream These prices make the food look even more appetizing Mysterious island peeking in the bottom left The girl with glasses is so cute hahaha It's a cigarette, Cabi Long, pretty expensive They're already back in the US, been streaming every day lately American humor is just this chill, say whatever you dream about -ish means approximately, 4-ish means around 4 hours Their dads are brothers Yep, definitely the north Just noticed how deep-set his eyes are Not gonna become sworn brothers??? As long as you don't make others breathe secondhand smoke, smoke yourself to death for all I care True true true He asked The funeral thing is haunting them now That's not right, that's not right The girl is pretty Their Chinese has actually improved quite a bit Nostalgic, watching weather forecasts on TV was a nightly ritual as a kid, nobody watches TV anymore Harry Potter really is a-as-f**k Lots of northern markets are like this, buying just one isn't worth the effort so they just give it to you This shot looks like an album cover Gave him Harry Potter That's donkey meat Another nice little editing touch A 1000 yuan waterproof jacket is considered low-end Please ride with parental supervision Damn, is that a scooter? That's not cool at all In 2026 you can still find a full meal under 10 yuan gei hhhh No rating segment? Give? ?? Another one who hasn't taken a driving test saying it's not driving the wrong way. E-bike riders should at least take the written test Used to the US, in China you can just buy cold medicine anywhere Evil hahahaha Honestly feels like Mike wants to go home The QR code refreshes Can't hold it in lmao Hahahahahahaha Even Americans say it's sweet? Then it must be REALLY sweet Hahaha they really went the wrong way, we were just discussing how to make them stay longer Did they order Hejian donkey burgers in Baoding? Heh, and he's proud of it Lavande hotel, that's actually a decent chain Smoking is one thing, but not wearing a helmet seriously? 666 opening with the ult hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Why do kids and hotels always coincidentally appear together in this series wwww Big cities in our country require cars to enter, motorcycles hurt the city image and can't get in Lavande, that's mid-to-upper tier right Isn't this literally an example sentence from elementary English textbooks Hahahahaha Smoking really isn't a good thing Raised since childhood to think of it as steak It's a latitude issue Insane prices?? Prices in Shanxi small towns just aren't high This guy's accent is so Yuxian Probably went through the back door Give Classic Yangquan accent!!! Haha ？ How come they're not calling them white foreigners anymore So extra lol Hahahaha So extra! Right, because trucks that flatten you on national roads are so much safer than highways When fruit reaches the city it's mostly shipping costs, at the source it's pennies per pound, when there's too much and nobody buys it just rots in the field what ↓Stomach issues = self-deprecation = toxic = Chinese inferiority complex, apparently Just one? Forget it then You think Yihetang can't throw hands? So they basically crashed a stranger's funeral and mooched a meal Yeah yeah, get hit by a truck and then tell the traffic cop you were just crossing the road, not going the wrong way Insane, is that how you cross roads in your country? All that square dancing for nothing Classic: sickeningly sweet on the bottom, bland as hell on top Kids these days seem so old The typical American apple, Red Delicious, is mealy not crispy Still can't forget about the big trucks Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Honestly fewer and fewer students play League of Legends now Yuxian Hahahaha Thought the donkey meat was fish Give That color looks really nice That's not Jingxing, it's clearly Pingding County in Shanxi That's really how it is in those circles Damn that's cool ？ She could tell right away these guys are just freeloaders, I'm just being honest Harry Potter (acne edition) He's proud of it, That's a cat line I'm dying lmao Base code Running the water but not catching it, the collar's getting soaked Shake those hips Probably burned some incense in there Rare species, haha Smoking is still better than smoking weed!!! ？ The one asking about GPS, are you watching out of order? Looks like I don't wanna eat that Hahahahaha Two goofballs, haha Because you left the $400 pen at the hotel 150? 380! They said they wanted fish on day 3 or 4, and they're only just now having it... Struggle, Hahahahahaha Struggle ？ Gang.... Selling loose cigarettes outside the school, by the stick Sounds like a mealy apple, not a crispy one Hahahaha They went through the hotel's banquet hall side earlier Give If they don't want it you can just give it to them You're from China, no kidding After watching these episodes it feels like they added BBC-style color grading [wohhhhh] Huh? Donkey burger, haven't had it in ages, Hebei's menzi is pretty good I can't anymore Still wanna try jade gambling? No wonder That's not going the wrong way, they're crossing the road Mr. Bing Chow? Lmao, not smoking = instant happiness apparently Why aren't they eating the tomato Raise! This salesperson's comprehension skills are insane Suddenly looks like a Black Myth scene Stupid front desk, only fit to work the front desk GIVE!!! Hahahaha Holy crap this is actually my grandpa's hometown Streetwear fuckboy Something big happened Looking at animals again Can't lift it up Suddenly the green shirt guy kinda looks like the prince who lost his right hand in Game of Thrones It's called Snow King Hahahahaha When something's on my mind I don't smoke, I usually drink Too lazy to charge you for just one hahahahaha Now THAT'S a real ghost rider Started chanting Liangzi magnet Can they pick out the bones? 1W is the waterproof rating Bing Chow (冰 周 Trigger code Hahaha ？ Overexposed, all the details are lost Donkey or fish? Go find A-Niu Small town hype boy Michael gave it 8.6 Here we go torturing the viewers again The lights above stopped flashing after one slap Hahahahaha This has fish bones, can Americans even eat this?? Taking Jingxing Pass out of the Taihang Mountains Not many young people play LoL anymore, barely anyone plays it at internet cafes now You little brat, at least wear a helmet! Donkey meat is great Hahaha Lmao dead What does that gesture mean?? Did he just spit on the ground? Besides taking a curious photo together, once they find out he's a huge influencer on an English site, that's a win too Kailas lol 1000 is cheap for them, Mike's Moncler jacket before was like 1000+ dollars The size difference is so cute omg It's booze not boobs, they're saying 'first time seeing alcohol' — mistranslation lmao Here comes the Hebei mall photo spot Voldemort I can't take it anymore LA boy never heard of Mixue huh 111 He sounds so accurate lol jbl Shock level = losing your virginity? This is way too long It's just LA Go to KFC, they usually have it That whole generation was the same~ thought smoking was cool as kids~ got addicted and now can't quit Aren't they doing the no-translation challenge? The whole point is the language barrier effect One of the few words they know Before they stayed on the outskirts, this time they're actually near the town center Zoomed in right away Fencing Infrastructure Same, I smoked my first cigarette around 3rd grade, never smoked again cuz I choked hiding under a bridge Isn't there a supermarket right there? An American who's infiltrated our ranks... Where's the traffic police? Watch this video and get them! There's even a KFC It's not just no helmets, those are unregistered off-road bikes, probably no license either lol Donuts are so good lol He's really sick, his glasses are all fogged up from breathing Chinese girl charm moment This guy's tone is off too, sounds like he's saying something rude They don't use GPS Process of elimination huh This is Pingding County Going to Outer Mongolia to eat sandstorms? So true, kids nowadays smoke their first cigarette just to look cool In American slang doesn't smoke mean something sexual? I think smoking is a different word Why are veggie ones 7 yuan but beef is only 10? Here veggie is 5 and beef is 15 Lol they've got the whole routine down now Hahahahaha Gotta block the southeast corner Little daredevil Why not just install a GPS A 1000 yuan jacket is mid-tier at best Rare to see two white Monkeys Fencing Burn off some calories first The kid started crying Can't even lmao Just keep heading north and you'll hit the Great Wall, just not sure which section Scooter punk Thanks, I'll have a children's cigarette please Kawasaki Ninja 400, Zhang Xue's bike sounds way better than this This looks like a real estate office They ate different things, can't really compare scores You better not jinx it Beef lol Give Hahaha My name is Zhu Zhiwen Apples here are 7 yuan per jin Facts So extra lol Lmao how come they didn't say white foreigners this time English corner time Hahahaha Give A bracelet! Motorcycles are banned in tier-1 cities, plus they're taking national roads Hahahaha Is Mike even 170cm? Tai chi turned into a fire wheel Actually no, people born in the 80s-90s smoke the least, the 00s generation started smoking heavily again Just met and already getting physical? Seriously why is secondhand smoke so bad now, can't even walk outside without breathing it in, so annoying These bones are kinda annoying to eat... It's free so what can you say, just gotta say yummy Is the stewed jelly made from pork? Never had it Accidentally used his ultimate Isn't this Foshan? In western Guangzhou Seamless cameo Give The kindness in Chinese people's bones~ His acne really did clear up a lot haha The last stretch is the hardest (90% done but halfway to go) Another sneaky way to cover Taiwan on the map Famous Sichuan/Chongqing dish I could literally eat a whole pot of white rice from a Midea rice cooker Come whenever you want, China welcomes you! PTSD triggered hahahahaha Give Adults don't even wear helmets, let alone young kids Hahaha Michael (Chinese pronunciation) (You can actually take the highway in Shanxi) How did they pass between Taiyuan and Shijiazhuang without going through either city? Give Snow King (Mixue) Hahahahaha Donkey meat jelly gay Hahaha damn Give A teeny tiny bit Looks like Xu Jie Hahahaha Jin-K is Yangquan, how? Making me hungry Do smokers not know they reek? Open your mouth and it's instant death There was a car accident on the Yangquan road They came to China on their own without a translator app, why should shops cater to foreigners? Cute Hahahaha Critical hit hahahahaha Called it Still Shanxi, heavy trucks everywhere. This kid surviving to this age with no helmet is pure luck ?? Hahahahaha What are you flexing about Like pork aspic but made with donkey Heshun government Stole one from adults and puffed on it for fun, didn't actually know how to smoke Almost at Heshun No. 1 High School Almost at Heshun No. 1 High School Hahahahaha Tectop (brand name) I can't hahahahahaha KFC is an American brand, so it's against their challenge rules Shanxi cuisine really doesn't make it to the big leagues Hahahahahaha Free English tutor right here Hahahahaha If you don't say it'll rain tomorrow, how are you gonna sell the jackets Big appetite energy right there Guangdong Shenzhen also has a Route 207 now gay What are you mooing about They probably went to the side entrance Already second nature for them haha Hahahahaha The non-smokers are still in school (too young) Hahahahaha Hahahaha No hope, smoking this young, just destroying their body Hahaha practice begins Smoking in middle school To be fair there really is a KFC right next door Give When I was a kid my friends took me to the arcade to smoke too, quit later cuz it was boring They're probably back in the US by now It's true, when everyone around you smokes, not smoking makes you the odd one out. Plus kids think it looks cool Hahaha This guy is really friendly Hahahahahaha We are two white foreigners~ fish Pfft hahahaha Don't pick it up! Hahahaha Going to KFC is against the rules I can't No helmet?? Dangerous! You're the top salesperson now Petting them like a kitten or puppy Hahaha Hahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahaha Maybe it's Newtype-level supernatural comprehension The one in pink pants up front dances really well Hahahaha The ones you can't have always seem the best It's not that hard to admit the little girl's English is good, even if she only said a few words lol No helmet, gotta be a street bike kid Give Give! o……………k Then a bunch of people came to take photos ？？？？ At least you get to choose The person asking questions is so intimidating lmaooo A rare species lol Chaos chaos confusion confusion Dude's so handsome The lower class in America, the less they fear sugar Hahahaha Hahahaha Handing out cigs at a gas station I thought that was a normal price They rarely sell out right... and this is the north ？？？ The rice probably isn't great Starting in elementary school?? ？？？？？ Probably had too much at home and put the rest up for sale That rice bowl slaps The place where the God of War was crowned! Two goofballs The camera showdown hasn't started yet Hahahahaha 14 yuan for a rice bowl is normal He actually understood that Checked and the ice cream really is sold out, the machine's already been cleaned. If Mixue doesn't restock tomorrow, still no ice cream Love watching the full version, the edited ones always feel like something's missing His Chinese has gotten way better In America they would've been kicked out Finally here!! So cute~ Finally gay~ Satisfying Stop giving people cigarettes or betel nut, can't you share something healthy It means around 4 Probably checked the provincial forecast, no way it's raining everywhere No ice cream at the supermarket? Already so fluent in Chinese haha Lavande Hotel is pretty decent ？？？ You lucky kid, getting the good stuff Harry Potter and Justin Bieber For waterproofing you need the kind of raincoat delivery drivers wear Hahahahahaha This is the hotel's... wedding hall lobby.... A few days later and they might've seen J. Cole ？？？？？？ Badass burger bros Really hate this smoking culture, my former company had a whole corporate smoking culture Why do barely any of my classmates smoke anymore ？？？ Give My friend ordered full-sugar milk tea once for the group, everyone remembered and roasted him about it forever Messing with the dog lol Heard the keyword and jumped hahaha Hahahahaha Wait is that Zhang Xue's motorcycle Still better than Western teens, you'd want to cross the street when you see those Pride of Shanxi kids Impressive Keeps getting offered cigs by kids in Shanxi Don't eat the menzi! Streetwear fuckboy Feel bad for Cam Just Dance irl lol Can't even lmao Keep up with Bao's rhythm Chinese Jordans Charity work? They crossed one of the Eight Passes of Taihang Oh their helmets have intercoms too, I thought they got them specially Is this a weather forecast Hahahaha Took a wrong turn So it was all for ice cream Mountain peach blossoms Building this tall in a place like this~~ Give Hahahahaha No subway line, this is a county town Give Hahahaha ？？？ Hahahahahaha But have you seen LA at 4am???? Haha finishing blow Is the creator dissing Shanxi? ？？？ The ground's pretty dirty Hahahaha Hahaha, face reveal Hahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha The Great Wall runs through lots of places, though I'm not sure exactly which cities Snow King exposed Once bitten, twice shy Beiqi Village The north is fine, they were probably looking at southern forecasts It's Shanxi province, didn't you see the license plate Not bad The sales assistant's game is strong too Definitely little punks Hahahaha Hahahahaha So cool Woahahaha He actually understood that hahaha Yangquan, Liu Cixin's hometown Give American teens at 11 are probably smoking weed not cigs This really feels like everyday life in China Arrived at Labubu's hometown Weird, the atmosphere just got tense Traditional superpower Hahahahaha Bruh apples here, one this size, about 100g, costs like 3 yuan.. Really nice Love soaking!!! They have a support car so no camping lol, plus they stay somewhere every night Beyond the syllabus Yoshi So sick of people smoking indoors Instant open Spider-Man pointing meme That's just the raw camera colors, no color grading Little girl sis haha Took another wrong turn, ended up in Hebei English corner So cute Bruh what are these prices?!?!?? Hahahaha Kids are indestructible Is that donkey burger How could it possibly be 10,000, what are you thinking? Hahahahaha Rode right into the lobby Wait that's Baoding, I go to college in Baoding Lost weight since they started, must be exhausted No no no So tragic lmao Lmao how did the yellow line end up in the ocean So cute Truck driver: did this dude die here? Michael kinda looks like Arale The little girl is so cute Who drew this, not bad Lily look at them!! Hahaha perfect pitch Confident little handsome dude Went the wrong way? Why not go to Shijiazhuang? The closest I've ever been to them Camera war They're at my place, Xinanyu, Yangquan, Shanxi Absolutely insane Never seen someone buy just one Expensive? Have you never eaten out? Social butterfly A 1000+ yuan jacket in a mall is probably 600-700 online. Either way it's pocket change for them Taking photos to document life, aren't they filming too Traditional education aside, the US had a big influencer publicly shot during a speech last year, bombed Iran this year, all negative news — who's gonna like that Now that's accessible LoL still isn't as popular as Honor of Kings in China Hahahahaha I wanna take a photo with them too Small towns smoke more, big cities less Sweet Why do I feel like kids' English has gotten worse nowadays The north really loves their cornstarch thickening Yeah kinda does look like that Somehow understood again ？ ？ Hahahaha Classic two-stroke dirt bike underage rider The more you care about this, the more insecure you look. What's the big deal about taking a photo together? In the north they sell by the box, you show up wanting just one — even in the south people buy 3-4 at once I'm so done with people who mock others for taking photos with foreigners, what's wrong with you Route 208 is a straightforward but solid character — charged out to lead the way at first, but looked sketchy with all the potholes, so they went back to 207's embrace, but turns out 208 was the better call Li (plum) and li (pear) flowers have long stems, that's the stem of the grown fruit Isn't it right here They both have girlfriends Can't take it anymore That line is drawn wrong Live broadcast hahaha Hahaha KFC Michael started doing the floss dance lmao Those middle/high school punks really do think like that What are they mumbling about Never-ending Mountains with flowers are so beautiful One tail swing from the truck (please no) At least no one's suddenly pulling a gun and demanding your shoes (doge) Gay Hahahaha Even doing roleplay Grilling the little kid Depends on the crowd Daily prayers Here we go! Xianren Village So chaotic Almost home So cute~ Hahaha gotta say his 'ice cream' pronunciation is so on point, memes really are the best language teacher, just like my sword and shield A fisherman tossed that Bayonet fight huh? Yinghan checking in April 5, 2026 Um... gay Can't even lmao Looks so much like Harry Potter The menu says tomato egg rice bowl is 11 yuan They're talking about waterproof rating He probably remembers that other rider saying Route 208 goes straight there It's the John Cena meme It's just a plane flying overhead, why so spooked Chaos chaos confusion confusion Going forward follows Route 207 toward eastern Mongolia Their own rule — only one American fast food chain visit allowed They're not wearing helmets?? What's so great about smoking, it stinks Stop bragging, America is only like 5% smaller than China Smoking at a gas station Yeah yeah Every province is like this — small towns + dropouts start smoking super early That's in the south though Apricot blossoms? Plum blossoms? They should really try donkey meat So pretty American parks also have group injection events Flowers! Smoking makes you cool?? Haha Maybe they passed KFC and didn't see it, they barely noticed Mixue right at the entrance too Red 18-wheeler: hello I'm dead lol Gay!!!!!!!!! Health comes first Coworker There's a little delinquent girl wtf ! What's with that big head filter Give! With that huge Mixue franchise hotline under the counter, how are those folks in Yong's area still clueless ╮(╯＿╰)╭ They actually made it out of Shanxi Hahaha Mr. Potter's pronunciation is getting better and better Delinquents? The students should be at school Peach blossoms I think NPC Mike Give the Americans a little taste of Chinese teenager shock Two goofballs Ping'an county here we are So young and already smoking They're in English cram school Gay!!!!!!!!! Hahahaha Mainly it's just too easy to buy cigarettes and alcohol here, kids mature early now and don't need to show ID. In the US you gotta show ID for smokes and booze Get him Don't ask, the outfit is just right ？ Looks like the Kingslayer from GoT You have to see it in person, cameras can't capture it Learning language with immersion is so fast, learned 'waterproof' right away then extended to fireproof, windproof, proof-of-everything Hahahaha Elementary schooler just outclassed the middle schooler They're only in middle school Shanghai 18, Gansu... Foreigners can't handle river fish That's not cool at all Shanghai rice bowl 1, gan Give West side This isn't Jingxing, this is Pingding right? Hahaha Took a wrong turn Don't think it's cool at all, just want my kids to stay away from people who smoke as teenagers 3. air hot That's the waterproof rating... this jacket selling for 10k+ would have to be Arc'teryx When men get older, smoking really does feel good when stressed or lonely That's Toread gear Really loved the first day Previous commenter clearly never stayed in a small city hotel — rooms always smell like smoke no matter how nice the decor Chinese stuff is just premium, hahahaha Scooter punk Whoa, they're at Jingxing now That shop assistant is so good at guessing what they mean I've never even seen this thing before hahaha Whoa, almost at Shijiazhuang Haha yes Double Star is actually pretty pricey now These two are such big names, but the camera footage is so blurry? Equipment issue or technique issue? Haven't they seen overturned semi-trucks? Eight flipped on the roadside in one month Offering cigarettes at a gas station is kinda crazy Deep into the mountain ranges, one peak gives way only for another to block Another real estate sales office right Niangziguan Old Pass is nearby, lots of inner Great Wall in Shanxi Did he just come from the bathroom Tianzi Cliff Village, Gangnan Reservoir — they're in Pingshan Lol immediately showing off Snow King (Mixue) Which reservoir is this Can't even lmao They earn USD, you think this is a joke Fuping — someone later said 'welcome to Fuping' It's the smoke smell — almost every hotel in China smells like cigarettes unless it's a designated non-smoking room As if they could understand Usually you eat the same dish for a food review They're at my hometown omg Does Route 207 start from Hunan? I forgot Their own rule — no American chain fast food so gay gay~ Camera ISO wasn't set right Can't hold it in lmao Can only say Chinese people are really friendly to foreigners, so kind, nice guys finish last This dude's acne has gotten way better Oh it's Kailas Snow King (Mixue) What even is menzi? I don't know either... Hahahahaha Bing Chiling Interesting The 'Learn from Dazhai' agriculture thing? That's clearly Shanxi Yuxian dialect First-tier cities basically all ban motorcycles That's right next to my hometown Isn't it like 100-something? 129 RMB What's wrong with taking a photo with a foreigner you don't see often? They're not asking you, why are you so bothered Snow King = Mr. Ice They can't use phones, so no food delivery Why not get ice cream at KFC? Do foreign KFCs not have it? Those weirdos asking if they're a couple — do couples share a double bed at your house? Guys face so much discrimination, two dudes riding motorcycles together and people call them a couple Hahahahaha Hahahaha If those two could read Chinese, there'd be signs everywhere behind them Small waterproof, the previous one was big waterproof Yeah, China is just so huge Go to KFC! They're actually at a banquet Smoker guy about to represent all Chinese men Just started watching last night lol Big waterproof~! This is Pingding county right? Vitamin deficiency, especially vitamin C Foreigners really are cold-resistant, Shanxi is still pretty cold right now Cow burger jump cow what cow 90% of underage smokers do it because they think it's cool Donkey meat burger? Yep just keep riding like that Business Chinese In China they say LOL (撸啊撸), they can't understand the English full name ? 1139 what brand is that Hahaha, two goofballs Waiting for the update! Drink 999 Bing Chiling If you don't laugh you're gay Holy crap, Bing! So generous, a whole fish JBL: What is this castle? Tomato egg for 14 yuan isn't cheap either It's been visible before, you just didn't notice First-tier cities ban motorcycles Look up man Hahaha he actually answered that Just ask them where they're going and they'll know to answer 'America' This is the scary reality of Chinese smokers — no strong enforcement Making a fool of themselves as usual Full refund Hahahaha Those three sentences sound familiar... I think they're from the textbook All this chaos and they still haven't left the pass This is the best hotel I've seen them stay at in this whole series Pear blossoms drifting past your window 21 Found it — Fuping County, Baoding, Hebei Province They didn't understand the English Yinghan checking in April 5, 2026 Ahhhhhhh ??? Fencing POV Ghost-rider hooligan They're at my hometown That's Shanxi for you — ten years ago you couldn't even see blue sky Lmao bottom left corner Why'd they open the QR code A 1000 yuan jacket isn't even that great It's right there on their face Saw the price tag — 1139, the 10000 isn't the price People who play League of Legends are usually college age and up Scooter punk The episode that went viral Oh it's you guys Lol nobody wearing helmets, I got fined 200 yuan last time in my county Rolling through the city huh Hahahaha They wandered into someone's sales office again Hahahahaha Cosplaying as a speed bump huh Hahaha Lololololol Yeah, for people who started smoking at 11, of course normally raised people can't understand I forgot, did those kids in Hunan smoke and share cigarettes? Americans smoke weed tho They'll have to pass the Great Wall eventually, Yanmen Pass, Pingxing Pass, Niangzi Pass are all in Shanxi Already in Baoding, why didn't they just take Route 107 from Guangdong... easier road and more direct The everyday local vibe looks better ????9 Finally ran into a rider group Hahahahaha Passing right by my house Hahaha The QR code is just out there exposed like that Free stuff tastes better, hahaha Fuping County, Baoding, Hebei You guys missed the beef ban mian Qingdao just gained a hardcore fan Americans can smoke weed at 11 already The Great Wall isn't only in Beijing you know Struggle From Jingxing to Erenhot they should head northwest He actually gave it to them 15k? Wannabe tough guys embarrassing themselves Hahahaha That callback tho Hahahahahahahahahaha getting gayer by the minute bro Hahaha Why are you wiggling like that, hahahaha That guy's pretty handsome Just a tiny bit...... Gambling on stones, there's gotta be plenty in Beijing Hahahahaha Yo they're in my area? Come grab a meal! That's just normal color saturation Why after watching so long do they not just use Doubao to translate into English for them, just babbling stuff they can't understand De Pear blossoms They probably haven't tried donkey meat Tang Sect Off-road vehicles are banned from the road Maybe there's just more food Ugh no, smokers are the worst!!! Hahahaha Fuping County? I don't get people who don't wear helmets, don't your eyes water? Can you even keep them open? Yeah, just spreading rumors like that ？ Give Give ？ Popular attraction: Minecraft Nether achievement, explore all Nether biomes Hahaha Can't handle it lmao Popular attraction: Minecraft Nether achievement, explore all Nether biomes Hahahahaha Fresh ones A feast of pre-made dishes Is this Shijiazhuang? Doesn't look like the small county town before, more developed Splash-proof The closer you are, the more people know Hahahaha You really didn't pay huh. Hahaha Hahahahahahahaha Mixue is crazy sweet if you don't specify sugar level, even half sugar is really sweet Stir-fried beef appearing for the second time All wrong lmao Jinyang My name is Ding Zhen Finally waited for you Classic foreigners just toughing it out when sick Kindred spirits Dying laughing Home team Rare foreign customers, take a photo and brag about it This is Pingding, Yangquan Give Hahaha Coming to China to buy an American brand is wild Wow, Minecraft player passing through gay Not watered down Because it's the Taihang Mountains Can any hotel accept foreigners now? Just buying a 1000+ yuan jacket like that? 101111111111111111111111111111 Maybe they're talking about water Hahahaha Those are pear blossoms, my hometown has them covering the mountains Beyond the syllabus Kinda looks like Daenerys My name is Wang Cuihua ? They probably didn't understand That's the waterproof rating Fencing Hahaha These two always take back roads, how many English speakers are out there They actually understood that I can't Never heard of it... How are all these kids smoking Jingxing coal mine Peach blossoms I think Just showing off That outfit looks like a street thug They're male colleagues right Wild, TIL fish can be a rice bowl topping Thought they were looking for trouble Streetwear fuckboy Great value for money Why are you wiggling~ Hahahaha Basically a dollar for a full meal And you say you're not gay That's the waterproof rating So cheap omg Go to an outdoor brand store 4th tier city Speaks so well They're in my province now What a metaphor They can tell these are wannabe tough guys too The 10k/15k is the rain protection rating Just buy it at the supermarket downstairs "No prohibition sign" Waterproof rating So hyped for the Inner Mongolia arc Feels like Mike gets a bit annoyed when locals chat him up The scenery behind is gorgeous golden bulls I'm Gen Alpha, I play games but rarely, mainly because nobody around me plays That's what you get for eating ice cream, cold now huh Finally sunny All fish heads? Hahahahaha Yasuo on your team = fear of feeding, Yasuo on enemy team = fear of a god As a Hunanese, seeing stir-fried beef with that much starch thickener is unbearable If it's on fire just throw some skewers on, instant BBQ Looks like they're about to race for a bit How is this not shocking Hahahaha gay Bruh why do they have the exposure cranked so high I feel like I should go ask for one too Just order delivery Badass At least it's better than green leaves Wow They're lost ？ No helmets lol, the whole country knows now Samsung phone How much? 10,000? Those are mountain peach blossoms, the first flowers to bloom in early spring up north Asking where someone's family eats, that's insane Spit it out, just say it already Rare footage of humans domesticating their limbs That's the northern street scenery I know Gore-Tex Me and my buddy also love shoving cameras in each other's faces They're a very close couple Modified exhaust Been asking about waterproofing this whole time, obviously worried about rain Hahahahahahaha Gore-Tex Hahahahaha Hahahaha why are you mooing Smoking again hahahaha Sweet sweet sweet Usually starts with stealing dad's cigarettes Today's English corner topic: fruits and vegetables It's the camera, some shots are from the action cam on the motorcycle, that's why the colors are so vivid !!! Does Yasuo have a fear ability? American parks have way crazier stuff They're in Shijiazhuang, gotta try authentic Anhui ban mian Gayge Give They're talking about waterproof density Indeed pretty They could just go to KFC... The kid is confused Hahaha Lmao dead Hahahahaha Hahahahaha If that were my kid I'd beat them The subtitle translated it as fish Why not wash it Hahahahaha Peach blossoms, they bloom every year around this time in Jinzhong, apricot blossoms follow in a few days Training a dog lol Can I try it Finally someone who speaks a bit of English Snow King! Struggle They've been asking about waterproof stuff, how can you not figure it out 15,000 is obviously not the price ？？？ gay Too bad they didn't run into a female rider Nice weather today, been raining non-stop before So close yet so beautiful, weekend trip to Hebei Why are you wiggling They're in Heshun County League of Legends is an old game after all National highways are all big trucks Hahahaha What song is that lmao hahahaha What about international hotels Hahaha here to experience the local culture Truth or dare? Hahahahahaha No No helmet, deserve what's coming Hahahaha Hahahahahahaha Hahaha, probably not wrong, definitely little punks jonny cage A standard room Apricot or plum blossoms A 15,000 yuan jacket? Streetwear fuckboy ？ Haha, that's a county under our Baoding Apricot blossoms Hahahahaha Minecraft achievement "Hot Tourist Destination" unlocked Have a Huazi You guys are speaking more clearly now too Hahaha Hahahahaha Donkey meat sandwich! Inner Mongolia semis can haul mountains (dog) Struggle Omg so awkward No turning back if something goes wrong with this ? Pfft Dying laughing =。=zoo animals Once you're older you won't wanna smoke anymore Apricot blossoms I think How much? Apricot blossoms Classic game reference Did they buy it? Hahahahaha Pretty smooth operator huh Hahahaha What tier city is this my fire~ Ten thousand hahahahaha Is that a Lavande hotel? Bro Normal, my first cig was at 9 Shanxi apples are legit amazing teeneger It probably really was that bad... stir-fried beef with that thick of a starch sauce... typical northern style... and that fish looked sketchy too Hahaha Oh wait this is a hotel New Peach Blossom Spring Heretic-style huoshao must die Hahahaha Complex sentence Let's prank them into getting lost 。。。。。。。。。 How is there no fitting room Can you eat that Whoa they even have fencing GAY Half right I guess Mountain peach blossoms Can't even lmao Then you'd be outside China Guys bayonet fighting Smoking at a gas station huh Lmao Hahaha Lover's POV be like They stopped saying 'white foreigners' lately Hahahahaha What's even worth filming here... Shanxi CUBA is pretty decent Smoking at gas station, good for you Hahahahaha Give Do an east-west crossing, 35th parallel north Strive! They actually got to eat duck, nice nice Lol this village name is cracking up Cantonese people Blown in from Outer Mongolia Hahahahaha Foreigners seem kinda slow sometimes Where are they now? Hahahaha Shanxi air really isn't very clear, especially this road with all the coal trucks I'm dead lol These guys getting schooled by Bao "What are you mooing about" The yellow line already flew into the sea Haven't seen them camp once this whole trip Smoking at a gas station, you guys are really trying to blast off Wow, so pretty Social outcasts A bit further and it's Yangquan Huh? Give Hahahahaha Really just a bunch of punks gay—— Almost at Dazhai Isn't that the banquet hall entrance Tomatoes look weak, probably tasteless Hahahahahaha Hahaha Smoking at a gas station? Hahahahaha 208... Wind smokes half, he smokes half Give Hahahaha ←14 RMB for soup and rice, and you're typing "so expensive"? Hahahahahahahahaha Give Sniper duel ? ? ? Hahahahahahahahaha*hiccup*hahahaha Give Fits my stereotype of douyin fuckboys perfectly Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Real life Minecraft Inner Mongolia also has mountains, lakes, volcanoes, snow-capped peaks... Cute lil guy, pretty handsome Hahaha dying laughing Lmao they're playing dumb now How is there smog in this weather and environment Just needs more meat Usually if there are green leaves on the branch it's peach blossoms; plum blossoms grow on bare branches, hence 'a single branch of plum' So they're heading to Beijing? Haha I don't smoke, healthy body! Getting closer and closer, suddenly hoping they get lost for a few more days That's how it is up north, buy one and they'll toss in extras First signs showing Are they a couple Get up quick, there's spit on the ground the贡柑bread A bit dusty or smoggy Does this count as a scooter boy? Haha Those are peach blossoms gay No way Gotta go to Guangxi or Xinjiang Missing an American cop on his back What even is this? That's insane Struggle What a slacker Inner Mongolia has great plains, grasslands, deserts, gobi... haven't experienced any of those yet What's that girl doing just holding her phone Those cheap few-yuan packets aren't very hygienic I watch a lot of Tibet/Xinjiang cycling vlogs, like Bed Bro. Is it the equipment? Those creators' footage looks way more colorful When I get a cold I just go sunbathe and I'm fine the same day Those are apricot blossoms Fencing Good taste shout out to 苹果 grandma, shit's fire, means the apples are delicious Can they understand GGG I'm dead lol Quick! Start chanting! You guys are two white foreigners really riding motos across China! Apricot or plum blossoms? Biome is the word That's right below my apartment Does Sol have a fear effect skill? Hahaha just watched that yesterday Hahahahaha Gay time every episode Yun-A license plate? This is Heshun, Jinzhong Hebei men and horses, so mighty I don't think smoking is cool at all Iron will for real, when I get sick I'm immediately bedridden Hahahahahahaha Hahahahaha Kid Town hhhhhhh Hahahaha Pear blossoms Hahahahaha Fried rice only 10 yuan Are you trying to pick people up here Finally waited for you gay ？？？ Nice nice Mid doors face-off Big streamer can't just buy a whole jin? Cutting jade is done in Guangdong lol hahahaha Video quality got so bad Still on Route 207 right Made it to Hebei? Scooter punk Apricot blossoms Grandma's got moves, 'here, I'll bestow these upon you' No danmaku is killing me, nobody explaining things Just come back for a proper vacation next time I swear, no matter the price someone always says it's expensive That price is really cheap Why does it still look hazy even with sun out Dying laughing, they're such clowns Fresh and warm Give flashing bomb! Hebei warriors They finally realized it's a funeral... Give Lmao funeral PTSD Holy crap that's SO cheap??????????? Hahahahaha Peach blossoms? So pretty Been waiting for your update Perfect dinner companion! So expensive Those are apricot blossoms "Straight guys never realize how gay their casual words and actions are" ?? Haha Finally waited for you