Oh I remember now, Lily said she'd be in charge of editing one episode, guess this is the one Still having godly conversations bro still prefers Tastien more The 500 probably includes the deposit These subtitles are hilarious Everything from here was edited by LILY! So smooth lol BGM is so fitting Camera cuts to him lying on the ground lmaooo People can find ways to climb up, but horses are hard to get over — even if you could, it takes time. The Great Wall was meant to slow down nomadic invasions Room is 218, the rest is deposit Still didn't get that there's a Great Wall here too Hahaha Lily's editing is so fun, the little scene in the bottom left corner Everyone who comes to China says it's better than American food lol Classic move hahaha Is that squeaking sound Mako screaming or the machine? Didn't even edit it in for them lol Customs: Go on, I'm listening Can't stop thinking about ice cream Hahahahaha Talk about staying true to the original mission, their first meal in China was KFC Suddenly turned into a galgame lol The Great Wall wasn't to block enemies, but to stop horses and send signals Got paler Too bad it wasn't you — that background music Lily lmaooo Toughed it out for like ten days, only remembered to buy new clothes right before arriving — suffering for no reason lol So close yet so beautiful, weekend trip to Hebei Correction: from G207 to G208 Jewelry in the US isn't cheap at all, that's why Black folks love going to Chinese gold shops Can't hold it together, the English sub says p*ssy burger "Give" in the literary sense "Give" in the literary sense How is that right There it is, the eye-mouth split screen! Hahaha the security guard in the back First meal was McDonald's There's also the thing with Bin Isn't this basically dumping First meal was McD's right Gold exports are regulated. The Fed and customs probably wouldn't just sit there Machine translation can handle English but not local dialects Credit card probably, since some small shops don't take it (QR code scanning requires a debit card) That expensive?? Hahaha Damn, even I as a Chinese person can't understand what that lady's saying Lao Feng Xiang gold shop, pretty legit Haha got trapped That How could you possibly wear gloves for this dui This BGM is killing me FBI this way Classic Chinese thing, say one thing and they immediately start making excuses Before it was McDonald's then Tastien right Traffic police: ??? They do... they even sold $12 billion worth Hahahaha why so confident about it!! Hahahaha So before that it was all projectile vomiting huh 32F is freezing point in Fahrenheit, they're at 39 now, so about 4-5°C One person covering multiple posts, might as well light beacon fires to send signals Hahahahahaha The BGM has me dying KFC in China is better than in the US anyway Drink some ginger tea and banlangen The most famous one is in Beijing, but the wild Great Wall sections around the country are great too Different regions, different meanings. This is the heartland of Chinese culture. Hearts are a Western thing Bad skills but blame the road The accent is so thick... honestly I couldn't understand it Good taste, went straight for one of the best ones (maybe they just picked by price lol) This photo looks so dewy hahahaha Fire water Hahahahahaha 19 days on back roads seeing the countryside, last few days in the big city, so that's the plan Give Hahahahaha Hahahahahaha wth Tastien pay up (sponsor when) Hahahaha Weirdo hahahaha Earthen Great Wall. It is indeed the Great Wall The American one really sucks... Americans complain about it every day too Tariffs Give give Bought a gourd Haha KFC fries are the worst Incredible, requesting translation The key convo was totally Lily's wishful thinking Customs: ??? Ancient highway If it's about love, a gourd doesn't really fit right? Maybe the gourd has a higher commission so the salesperson keeps pushing it? The Great Wall was a complete frontline defense and offense fortress system Probably departing from Foshan area, or the suburbs, motorcycles can't enter downtown Guangzhou And then the BGM is way too fitting Straight guys killing the shippers vibes... Hahaha cute Cha Bai Dao Pictionary Because it really is better than in the US, KFC in North America is at the bottom of the fast food chain, anyone who's tried it knows w gay During holidays Shanxi hotels are even pricier than Beijing Feels like their travel is mainly about food and weather lol What about that bread that gave them food poisoning Diet adjustment is tough, but Chinese food is so diverse — southerners might not like northern food and vice versa Hahahaha just randomly walked in The Invincible Young Hero title card is about to pop up Here we go, found the earliest reuploader This is just a common northern stone retaining wall haha His Chinese is pretty good today Lmao dead He's so smart Customs will check Old man scratching his head And you two say you're not gay The orange one looks better, the blue one is meh ？ Hahahahaha You'd have to pay tax right Fr Hahahahahaha Hahahahahaha Hahahahaha Big fruit Hahaha Lily is so cute Mr. Ice Because customs will check right What a pretty girl And there's also gala apples McDonald's fries are good, KFC doesn't even salt theirs I give up lol There's tax right Trying to scare the Universiade huh A life adrift like duckweed battered by rain Let's talk about the ice cream Hahaha Hahaha no wonder the staff looked at them like two idiots Oh man, that dialect hits so close to home The real China right here Hahaha outlaw behavior Gotta go climb it in Beijing Zero-frame startup right there Can't someone just pay for him Too bad it wasn't you, staying with me till the end!!! Making Lily edit your date footage?! Shameless lmao Uh, don't think this is THE Great Wall Hahaha why'd they dub Lud with a Henan accent Is this machine translated Free instant noodles, even truckers can get them? Impressive, already better English than most people in the video Gets colder the further north you go The Great Wall's main function was actually to prevent smuggling BS, booking platforms cost about the same as walking in These two foreign gentlemen can go get jobs now, waiting for a sugar mama to adopt them Smuggling is a serious crime lol 500 includes deposit, room is 218 The two most useful phrases Daily ult (1/1) Absolutely authentic Hold hands! Drone activated!! Why not just buy it at KFC! Hahahahaha I farted Finally figured it out lol The vibe is right lol Hahaha his zero-frame startup is actually legit The ice cream they've been dreaming about ？ The old man doesn't know Hahahahaha Yeah traveling really eats up too much time Hahahahaha ？ ？ The north is in late-spring cold snap season right now, definitely cold The subtitles at the bottom keep getting blocked... Lmao dead HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yeah the Great Wall wasn't just to block enemies Can't hold it together Then they ended up at the police station Classic segment... Oh so Lily edited this episode Sneaking in so much personal stuff lmao Too funny Do it now Usachi! Wasn't their first meal McDonald's? Security guard watching from the side Edited it into a jumbled mess They departed from Guangzhou, they should've seen it already Some wild sections of the Great Wall are pretty dangerous, better not to try Wow Blew up hhhhh No gloves So cold You two should at least figure out what this activity is before going in lol Guo Jingming camera angle Americans really have no right to complain about food lol... American food can barely be called meals, it's processed food, no wonder so much obesity and allergies A remote place like this is probably only 100-something yuan even during peak holidays, doesn't look like a big city either 500 is definitely a rip-off right Actually there's Great Wall locally too just undeveloped, all wild sections lol Lmao dead Get the cigarettes ready The animation is hilarious ？ And diet-wise are Americans really eating healthy? All that high sugar high salt high oil and they don't know? They haven't even truly experienced Chinese food yet... Right, they can't read Chinese and blame the road signs for being bad... Still buying the blue one huh There are so many breakfast options, don't generalize That's your stomach's problem then... after the last stomach issue you guys went right back to cola, drinks, milk tea, ice cream every night, even an iron stomach can't handle that... Can't keep it together Hahahahahaha Isn't gold cheaper in America? Awesome Not a lot at all, otherwise why would we buy so much canola from Canada They want jewelry with design sense and Chinese elements Hahahahahaha This place seems to be a gold-producing area Yes! Hahahaha If you don't book on a platform it's full price Here comes the content Didn't understand a single word bruh Book online and it's not 500 That price for a small county town ewwwwwww Putting on a show Hahahaha The road signs have NSEW directions, you just can't read Chinese This color is great for cycling You guys haven't even been to the cities Hahaha 460+ people watching this early in the morning... That run-down place costs 500?? Did they translate 炎帝 (Yandi) as Yawn-di? Hahaha 500 is way too expensive How can he understand now? He couldn't understand anything at that restaurant before The destination they picked is so obscure, they'd need to let passersby use navigation even if they don't use it themselves They were the ones who said they wanted to go to Beijing, that's why the guy pointed them to Route 108 — he probably assumed Beijing and Erenhot were on the same road We are two white foreigners (1/1) A lot of Great Wall sections aren't recommended for climbing, they're worried about damage The old man is so confused Thinking about ice cream in this cold weather, impressive Didn't really get anything out of that conversation I noticed Ludwig always does the talking, is Michael a bit socially anxious? Can you tell how developed it is from the mall? American-style arrest Hahaha chain-smoking hard, tbf you can offer cigs without smoking yourself and it's not that weird They stumbled upon Shaolin Temple, Taihang Mountains, AND the Great Wall on this trip, amazing BGM what does it mean Hahahahaha still on the 'white foreigner' thing hahahaha China has no strict rules on where you can smoke, people smoke everywhere, it's really annoying Everything he's ever learned I really didn't expect him to end up checking in at the Fanshi section of the Great Wall on Route 108 Lud is so strong What language is this lady speaking? Can't understand her I can't, the two little characters in the bottom right sound more accurate than the real people hahaha Classy close-up shot Looking at these mountains, they're heading into Shanxi again He really did get whiter They're heading northwest, the map just rotated Come back again next time! Hahahahaha Where?? He always goes all out whenever he meets hotel staff Hahahaha Too bad it wasn't you~~~~~~~ Xinzhou The smoking cop is at it again Take Route 108 to Beijing to see the Great Wall Northern Shanxi, near Inner Mongolia There's probably a deposit Is this right? Old Beijing Chicken Wrap, classy KFC lol Buying from a small-town jewelry store when gold prices are at their peak, brutal Worrying about smoking at a trucker rest stop, these comments are unhinged Hahahahahaha Niiice The guy next to them was so anxious he pulled up a map for them Beijing Chicken Wrap Does deposit mean a 500 yuan deposit? Prices aren't cheap for a small city They can make it to Beijing now He said the gourd was expensive, Michael's earrings were cheaper KFC Datong? Back on Route 208 At the restaurant he was probably exhausted, then got new info (can only take 208 to Erenhot), so his brain couldn't keep up. When I'm tired studying English my brain does the same thing Looks like Mike got one Usagi! KFC — Chinese cuisine, nothing wrong with that So the guy was actually giving directions to the Great Wall lol Walking into a mall and getting a facial first — you know how to treat yourself What is this, fan art CG They finally managed to order Their communication skills, comprehension, and language learning ability here are genuinely impressive The Great Wall is way more impressive than this Gotta shed a layer of skin before moving on 600+ km in three days, 200 per day and they're there — as long as they don't get lost Is Lily really the one editing this hahaha He looks cleaner now So sweet haha, gay Chinese streetwear hoodie Maybe the gourd was more expensive and there was a spending limit Hahahaha Hahahahaha So sweet ？ its gay but okay ？ Haha ？ Stop talking, I'm begging you He does look better after lol Finally Hahahaha Lily: ??? for QT Lud's vibe is back Very professional explanation, but... yo~~~~ Professional dedication Still eating ice cream? Eat something warm already Too bad it wasn't you — wow, so bittersweet This video has such cute vibes No way it's $5000, they were already shocked by the 40,000 yuan one earlier What is this? ??? Actually if they came a month later it would've been better It's fine, iaigiri Earlier when asked if they speak Chinese they said yes haha, now they can't understand again Can't understand? Just say 'right' what do you expect hhh The real Great Wall is way more impressive than this hahaha Oreo Snow King Sundae — I love getting this in summer too I can't even hahahaha sus 218 isn't expensive, the 500 includes the deposit There's an ashtray on the table Hahahahaha They actually communicated perfectly without any misunderstanding, that's amazing Lily is so cute He's chanting again haha He even got the Beijing erhua accent down The decor looks pretty basic, why so expensive alot of? He actually wrote the Chinese characters correctly Hahahahaha Security guard watching from the shadows Mysterious red shop Haha the BGM is stirring things up, so fitting "Right" my ass I'm dying laughing Juice? Really is a kids' meal This edit lol Cute sheep Hahahaha the editor's little commentary Hahahahaha Fanshi has gold mines Hahahaha Lily is so adorable Americans being Americans Hahahaha Ice cream That's a recipe for catching a cold, Mike looks really uncomfortable One of the best nights I remember a few days ago Lud comforted himself saying once they leave Hunan and keep heading north it won't be this cold ？ BGM is playing 'Too Bad It Wasn't You' hahahahaha Even the whites of his eyes are red Weirdo That expensive? Didn't dare say that one haha Hahahahahaha The Great Wall is very long with many restorations, so it's not just in Beijing — some sections are just dirt mounds now Tastien wins So gay... Hahahaha the commentary in the bottom left is hilarious They got the old man to do a heart sign When did he even learn that How do you ride a motorcycle into Beijing? What was that noise haha Didn't grab it lol So are they going to Beijing or not? Is Mike wearing the waterproof jacket they bought that day? Went all out Lmao He should really shave that beard Oh, Hebei has several Great Wall sections and they don't seem far Bro where's your ult? National roads starting with 1 go to Beijing Buying from a physical store now hahahaha huge L Two white Americans just became aliens Usually built along mountain ridges It's not the 999 yuan one, right? So the rest of this episode was edited by Lily Most polished episode yet Sales pitch game strong Skin whitening Beijing restricts motorcycles Hacking Customs: go on, I'm listening Haha Hahahaha Watching for the laughs No no no no Clamped it Did he and the salesgirl mix up the exchange rate? Lud might've meant $5000 but she thought 5000 yuan Reebok Lol, specifically picked the parts where Lily got roasted for her to edit drink Mixue Mr.BingCha That's not right Showing off with foreign talk Foreign cards have spending limits, lots of POS machines cap foreign card transactions His upper lip is gone The deposit gets refunded automatically when you check out Hahahahahaha Here you go The night is still long OMG I didn't understand a single word But they might not find a big mall on the road today Got little snacks hidden in his nose Over there Add the BGM and it instantly gets wholesome Finally got to eat Tastien Hahahahaha Why is this section so short? It's the earrings, Americans would def find a gourd necklace weird Kentucky Fried Chicken OMG don't say that, so cringe It's the deposit 6000 dollars Offering cigarettes so smoothly Ice forming in his nose? KFC Why are they still heading east? So close yet so beautiful Hahahaha fanshi How come I can understand this sentence today Shanxi dialect lmao Even if Michael's Chinese is great he could never say stuff like Lud does hahaha Nice, doing a bit Fanshi (繁华都峙) Came here for a facial treatment, knows how to have fun This BGM is so rural vibes Fanshi Yeah That's not the Great Wall right? Tastien should open stores in the US, join Mixue How long? 50 minutes? Here~~~ Half the deposit at most, 250 max Got cheese in his brain Hahahaha Ming Dynasty Great Wall Going back to the American's place for dinner BGM fits the mood Once you reach Datong the destination isn't far OMG he actually looks good now It really is Hahahaha I'm dying Ended up buying the blue one after all Hahaha so cute Using a towel as a windbreaker, smart move Great choice, that one's the best Sounds like Shaanxi dialect Even got the erhua accent going Is Fanshi really this developed? Badaling one is still more impressive Yao-ling-ba QT is Ludwig's girlfriend Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha It really is Went to Hebei over the weekend Here you go The girls are so cute haha Can't hold it together Wild Great Wall? A gourd? 500 yuan for a standard room??? Hahahahahahaha Lily Did they not get the deposit back? Cute So much talk, there's no smoking ban so why are you judging?? It's still snowing up northeast while Guangzhou is 30°C Next second he's lying on the ground, lmao Absolutely correct ？ Caught him Kid's brain is frozen Smart Hahahaha Hahahahaha !! Still stuck in Shanxi So many bird nests I just asked AI, gold spot prices in China and the US are both around 1050, China's is even slightly higher. Then branded gold sells for 1400+ per gram. Chinese gold is way more expensive Probably missed a decimal point Daguo! Nice drawing Great Wall is on the right American dude with a Chinese last name hahaha Deposit is included Value for money truly is a universal pursuit Hahahaha He can probably afford it, just doesn't really want to buy it Finally can understand which country's language this is Ah, I think he just doesn't want to buy it, that gourd is kinda ugly Lao Feng Xiang: Didn't expect to make money off foreigners like this The BGM is killing me bro A bit of rain and it's cold, northern Shanxi dialect Looks so old-fashioned BGM carrying hard ? Playing hooky!! The earrings he bought are probably lighter in grams Daily active users Still heading east, no hope BGM getting romantic The girl behind them is about to bust out laughing Home-style food All this talk about cream and facials... Editor: I can add drama too Retail price Last episode the kid stole the show, this episode they're stealing it themselves I bet Lily would crack up watching this Two foreigners going to Wutai Mountain, Manjushri Bodhisattva: this isn't my department Definitely looks younger now Useless Lily (doge Haha Whoa there's even cows This translation is so weird Hahahaha suddenly getting a facial? Ultraman Ace's human form Haha Can't hold it in anymore ??? Hometown chicken Mixue ice cream right Actually bought it Where exactly QT&lily gay Here you go Hahahahahaha ？ Probably set a spending limit Bagua is cool too, yin-yang harmony Hahahaha Lmao Mainly the oil might not be great, I've gotten sick from it too Same as me listening to English Whose kettle is boiling ？ Male vs female editing is really different, they even added this BGM Feels like they won't make it in time I thought Americans all liked 300% sugar Hahahaha Where'd they end up?? Lmao Credit card spending too high, got declined. Can only do small amounts Why did Michael's card work but Lud's didn't Customs??????? Dude was just pointing randomly lol Save the sad words for tomorrow Hahahahahahahaha The little characters lmaooo But she actually redrew the whole thing, I'm crying Smuggling Hahaha Lily's cricket chirping in the bottom left Lmao nobody knew how to respond gay Not many hotels require deposits anymore Haha no more saying white Americans Hahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Eye-mouth split screen Shivering from the cold and still eating ice cream Wanna know what Michael ended up buying Authentic Chinese food Ai Hahaha that gourd would look even cuter if it were a bit smaller 400 USD? It says 28,460, that's 4,500 USD @lily 500 is the deposit That expensive?? Two weeks in, finally got ice cream Whoa! So many mountain goats KFC Legit authentic They found it Hahaha cute Lily Lmao The condensation on his nose hairs is really eye-catching They spotted the good stuff Classic 6 hand gesture It's that cold? Haha Daily gift (1/N) Once it switched to Lily's style it instantly got so girly Wrong! It's Pig Shop! Holy crap his hotel pronunciation matched the local accent Getting a facial with that stubble, haha, are they gonna shave him too Better than American but worse than Tastien? Hahaha I can't hold it together Gave him the most expensive cigarettes? This shop owner ??? Finally no more 'white colour' This music is godly I swear They're in Li Yunlong's territory now Hahahaha He's actually buying it How are the English subs correct but the machine translation wrong gay Pretty well written 200 deposit right? Lambs to the slaughter Probably looking at the 18k gold ones What do you mean 'right' Is that towel from the hotel lol Buying the three golds, going straight for the most expensive Didn't climb the Great Wall, but no need to. Seeing it was nice enough. Got to see a long stretch this time 500? Dude definitely pocketed half Did they put on the new clothes? Haha That's just because you can't read Chinese so you don't understand the signs Highway robbery and it's not even a holiday Good against archers on horseback, not so much against cannons Haha, circled back to Shanxi Can't hold it in anymore Still with the little creative touches Useless now, but it used to work There's Mao on the back of all of them Wearing Western clothes on the outside, ________________. His Chinese is visibly way better now Route 108 goes to Beijing Exhausted from watching So early American certified: Tastien > KFC Fun fact: the second half was edited by Michael's girlfriend Hahahaha grandpa's so stressed out by these two kids Pretty sharp intuition, guessed it right Hahaha but China's KFC menu really is completely different from the US, so it kinda counts as Chinese food His gut feeling is insane, how did he even guess that Mask off lol He still can't forget Tastien The edit shows sweet romance, but the shop music is playing 'Too Bad It Wasn't You' Such good taste KFC = 'Kaifeng Cuisine', a Henan local delicacy (lol He said 'signs of life', not 'civilization' What is he doing Did Lily write these subtitles Whoa it actually worked What he means is China is bigger so rest stops are farther apart, Hokkaido is colder and harder but has more stops since it's smaller Whose kettle is boiling? He looks so much better now This shop owner really loves to chat hahaha If it's really a facial treatment, 100 yuan isn't bad for a whole hour Western clothes on the outside, but my heart is forever Chinese Sea Tiger camera angles He actually wanted to refuse the gourd deep down. The clerk didn't explain that gourds symbolize Fortune That's the deposit, room is 218 Cha Bai Dao is all sugar water, can foreigners resist half a cup of sugar? Lmfao 'curse of the Flame Emperor' hahahaha Dying laughing, the local accent here weirdly matches their accents Hahahaha the BGM is 'Too Bad It Wasn't You' They really need a drone for aerial shots, they're too far away Holy crap what a coincidence, they ended up buying gold in Shanxi's gold-producing region Gourds really are very Chinese-style, he wanted something both Chinese and full of love He pretty much guessed it right, it was just built for show Don't ask, everything has meaning Hahahaha Lily is so cute Mainly because Erenhot is obscure even to Chinese people. If it were Hohhot everyone would know it Because asking someone else right in front of the shop owner would show distrust Jing-Kun Highway He ended up buying that color anyway hahaha Authentic stuff Michael pulling out the big guns 500 for a deposit is crazy, usually 100 is enough This BGM is perfect KFC: You talking about me? 'Civilization' here means towns/settlements, places where people gather — the translation is off Lmao are these the show's two sponsors or what Tastien really is good hahaha Couldn't hold it together at 'how many kilometers' That method is probably already written into law The BGM is going full cinematic CG mode There are actually wild Great Wall sections in lots of places, you just need a local to guide you Even I can't understand them Hahaha total miscommunication This hotel looks so run-down and it's still 500 A combo meal for only 16 yuan?? That's insanely cheap, even 10 years ago KFC wasn't this cheap They must be in Datong now How is Usagi involved in this The girl on the right is pretty cute I thought my dog was barking Lily paired with these two madmen is just too perfect No, they planned to eat KFC all along 4000 USD probably What was right about that Don't mind that comment — Japan is tiny, China is huge, of course facility coverage will be sparser Right? ？ Triggered a combo move Wait till he gets back and realizes it costs about the same in the US Whoa even Fanshi is here He sat down hahahaha Hahahaha he doesn't know smuggling is a crime It was mainly for stopping cavalry raids, not much use in a major battle Scene reenactment lmao Please use Celsius One dares to ask, one dares to answer Talk about that So funny Still this bright at 6pm, where I am it's already dark by 6 Now they're in trouble Still going on about the Flame Emperor Hokkaido is a tourist area, totally different from here Heading to Beijing I'm getting pretty familiar with Erenhot now haha Tastien pay up (sponsor them) Drawing the Great Wall hahaha His girlfriend made these effects, which makes the whole thing even funnier They actually circled back Gourd = 'hulu' sounds like 'fulu' (fortune), it's about the wordplay not the shape Looking much fresher Huh? Even I can't understand them The guy was so confused he called national security Not very professional, they usually wear gloves for this Their style is all-natural, not the drone-shot type of vlogger Taiwan is here! Thank god! North of here Sorry but jewelry gold prices are higher than international gold prices That price is probably room + deposit combined Now he got it right I'm currently sitting on G108 at kilometer 2357 eating breakfast What a weird angle Even I couldn't understand what they said Nowadays Shanxi actually has the most Great Wall sections Did he read that wrong? No way something that big is only $400 Holy crap he understood all that No, it was actually effective. It wasn't for the Beijing garrison to see, it was for the nearby garrison Finally got his Snow King (Mixue) You gotta pay customs duties Depends on the weight Michael didn't smoke because Lud told him not to since he's sick His language skills are seriously gifted They're asking if there's wild Great Wall along the route — there probably is, but they need to ask the right person Main issue is nobody knows Erenhot. If they said Inner Mongolia, everyone would get it Language barrier won't allow it They're really heading to Beijing now There's still days left on the trip, why does it feel like a recap already? Let me pour you something to drink, otherwise you'll freeze They've made it to Fanshi County. They're in Xinzhou now Local dialect, they definitely can't understand that I've always wondered why they don't ask more people to cross-verify Obviously rebuilt recently Lmao Lily calling out Lud for ignoring Michael 'Right right' — bro you didn't understand a word Omg I understood almost everything they said No creative new items lately, otherwise they'd really shock these two white guys with some real Chinese food I'm ABC, let me translate: he said Hokkaido has more populated areas, not that it's 'more civilized.' The translation caused so much misunderstanding! China's KFC is basically already Chinese food Old Beijing Chicken Wrap Hahahahahaha This was probably last Monday, when it was raining and cooling down across most of China Cam said someone helped them write it yesterday Couldn't sleep last night, still thinking about ice cream Whoa! Binzhou is talking Arowana fish? Yep, China's KFC is better than America's KFC The temp itself isn't that cold, but they're riding bikes in a cold snap with rain Beijing food is pretty greasy too, not really the refreshing type Bgm Just go straight to Beijing already They won't even pass through Beijing, they've detoured way too far Michael can't keep going Walking in this temp is fine, but riding a bike in wind and rain makes it way worse Hahahahahaha ？？ It turned into a visual novel hahahaha Western face on the outside, but my heart is forever Chinese Cheeky Cam They took a new road again They're at Wutai Mountain already They seem to be right on the edge of Hebei That's not really smuggling — you paid taxes and it's for personal use. Even six figures worth they'd just make you pay extra duty. Bulk reselling is a different story Seen the Great Wall, now they can head back north in peace … Leehom lmao it should've been me hahahaha Hahahahahahaha Hahaha Hahahaha Means he never liked that gourd in the first place ？ 500 is the deposit, room is 218 There are 'no entry' signs on the road but they can't read Chinese Bharal (blue sheep) now kiss Is it still that cold up north? Down here I already need AC This guy's a truck driver, of course he knows Erenhot and the routes better than random people Shop clerk: who the hell is farting in foreign Whose kettle is boiling I think this Fanshi place is where the Battle of Pingxingguan happened Bottom left: That's not the Great Wall Peking duck delivery? Route starts with 1 — they're really heading to Beijing now wtf？ What is this, a BL game Wow, a real ancient Great Wall section Arawana (cooking oil brand) They've definitely gone east, so they're off route for sure Here And then international gold prices crashed I can't with this auto-translate: 'My last name is Chinese' hahahaha Trying to challenge US customs and the IRS? Michael is sweating bullets So cute He actually knows Inner Mongolia exists but somehow can't connect that Erenhot is in it Even hearing them say 'Erenhot' with that accent, I wouldn't recognize it either. Not many people know that name without Chinese context Hahahahahaha Whoa this Route 108 goes through my hometown Hahaha 1/1 Won't make it through customs... US customs will definitely seize it You can tell the time, so figuring out direction is pretty easy 26,000 yuan each, that's about $4,000 — he did the math wrong What if it's just gold-plated... Lol one flips the bird, the other attacks in post-production lolololol First of all they're not short on cash, plus it's jewelry gold so price doesn't matter as much They keep going further west Ask US customs about that Like they're in a relationship In Europe a tiny stainless steel accessory costs over 100 euros... Already showing criminal intent lolol No way that's pure gold — you can't get something that big in pure gold for $4,500 Missing hometown food Hahahaha Failed romance BGM Lmao 'big fruit' dating time hhhhhh A little bit (er) 218 for a twin room is pretty reasonable Beauty treatments do work lol, but I think it's not about the products — it's that you get a way more thorough massage at the salon The Great Wall isn't only in Beijing Fries gotta be Five Guys though Comparing Chinese KFC to American KFC is insulting — US KFC is greasy and dry, only the mega portion of mashed potatoes is worth praising There's even a counter in the bottom right corner lol A lot of ChaBaiDao drinks don't have tea or coffee — that milkshake really is caffeine-free Entering the core ancient architecture zone Lmao dead Logically, the closer you get to Erenhot, the more locals should know about it This dialect is harder to understand than English Can barely make out some of it Thank you sensitive Hahaha They're going to Erenhot, then entering Mongolia — probably flying out of Ulaanbaatar? Mainly there's no sun and the wind is strong Hahaha Lily is so cute Gotta say, this background music really does give off a wholesome happy vibe lol Mid-March and it was still snowing here in Liaoning Romance drama hhhhh The 9 borders had field armies — the garrison troops at beacon towers mainly just lit signal fires to relay messages It's probably only a few degrees in the northeast right now ？？ Are they flying from Ulaanbaatar to Beijing then back to LA? Absurd The Great Wall had military uses beyond signal fires — Emperor Wu's Mayi Ambush, though it failed unfortunately It's a deposit Yeah, gold prices hadn't started dropping yet back then Perfect pronunciation End of March I was still wearing a padded jacket and coat in Shandong, but April it suddenly warmed up and I switched to a windbreaker Lighting someone's cigarette is a polite gesture Smuggling The secondhand embarrassment is killing me Hahahaha They still say 'wowsai'? Hahahaha Hahaha 'thank you,' completely confused face is hilarious Dropping the act He understood that too They said it's a deposit Hahahaha Wait someone wrote this for them yesterday? Why are they heading south now? That's the opposite direction Ludwig's girlfriend is QTCinderella Hahahahaha Already back in the US and streaming So sweet Tastien is legit good — the bread doesn't choke you Smuggling huh, interesting Lmao there's even child psychology So sus That's just how it is up north It gets even colder later Starting to talk nonsense Reminiscing about Route 207 again Only knows one move Hahaha ultimate ability sound effect Lud actually has great intuition for this Imitating Ice The Tang Dynasty basically didn't build any though Hahahahahaha Two white guys getting facials, sure why not He's not saying 'queen,' he's saying 'cream' Shanxi's 9-border Ming Great Wall? Built to defend against Mongols, then later against the Jurchens after they conquered Mongolia Lmao went to a jewelry store for a Chinese lesson Room is 218, plus 500 deposit Tourism works too Just noticed huh Like many unrestored sections of the wall — not safe to climb, you can only look from nearby Ludwig studied linguistics in college Weren't they supposed to buy gifts??? Heart is Chinese, stomach is American Those bird nests cracked me up The old man's talking about the Badaling Great Wall in Beijing Isn't Cutie Hasan's girlfriend? Ludwig Lee, so they say Why aren't they going to Yanmen Pass? Hahahaha Much cleaner now That's actually not expensive And NTR too They're in Hebei but the accent sounds Sichuanese Still this cold at end of March? That expensive? Outside of Beijing/Shanghai/Shenzhen, 500 gets you a 5-star anywhere I volunteered as a teacher here Those big trucks are pretty scary Badass Deposit? Nobody wants to watch a trip where everything goes smoothly They thought they were still in the west so they kept going northeast — last episode the motorcycle guy told them to go west, so this episode they made a big detour on G108 heading west FBI: Hello there Next time take Route 318 — now THAT's scenic the whole way Deposit Men wear Guanyin, women wear Buddha Haven't had it in ages, gonna order one tonight Dazed and confused Everyone who tried that is dead Hahahahahaha The Great Wall is on the mountains! That's what makes it a wonder! Americans They're just passing through, not sightseeing There's also a deposit right They could try asking somewhere else Lmao Lily sneaking in her own agenda The thin-skinned danmaku viewers are cracking me up That's a display model Lily was so funny during the date segment Translation issue Combo attack Just guessing from keywords lol Hear it every time, lose it every time What palace intrigue drama is this Buying gold jewelry at current prices — they must be loaded Cigarettes have ratings too lol Hahahaha A sundae! Hahahaha Watching this makes me wanna try it Michael probably can't pay either — maybe his limit is higher and the earrings Michael bought were probably cheaper Can't understand Didn't they take a photo? Now they really are white foreigners gay Yeah "Erenhot in Inner Mongolia" That's an apple core ??? 2333333 Why didn't they figure out Erenhot is in Inner Mongolia before setting out? Every time they say Inner Mongolia people basically understand Here This is the first person to immediately recognize 'Erenhot' right? They're not going to Beijing, and motorcycles can't enter the city anyway American dating show He studied Chinese history before coming Hahahahahahaha I can speak it but I can't understand it — just listen to me talk, don't ask me anything Kids' meal Walk-in prices are always expensive, so people usually book online I dunno man That facial work — M's face looks like it has a beauty filter on Just go to Beijing, you both want to see the Great Wall anyway Too cold, just give up Lud's Chinese has leveled up I genuinely love this girl Hahahahahaha Lmao 500 is way too much for a small town American one is obviously better ??? Pretending not to know each other Wait till they shave the beard off — that'll be fun Smoking indoors is really hard to watch Taiyuan? They're not gonna end the trip at Beijing right Lmao That toy isn't a thing in America Buying gold jewelry right now is literally the most expensive time Customs: Nice idea kid What homewrecker behavior Why not write it down Lol the danmaku viewers are triggered They're asking on purpose — they have a team and translators, they just know the general direction Cold AND rainy while riding a motorcycle — rough Feeling sick but doesn't know to watch what they eat — still wants ice cream, savage Can they even get into Beijing? Hahaha survival instinct kicking in Aw man, why didn't they get egg tarts There's a professional term for this — it's called smuggling lol 1/1 If they'd recommended butterfly or heart designs she probably would've bought one Fanshi County has several gold mines Recommend some typical feminine styles — recommending gourds, they'd be there all day Eating American food is cheating So much for the challenge She clearly doesn't want that one Starting to talk deliriously They studied history before the December trip Trump: Why do you think I'm adding tariffs... There are cows too? Almost at Beijing Everyone who's seen Game of Thrones gets it now Is there some bias in these subtitles? They only realized after paying? I bet someone tutors him in Chinese at the hotel every night Scared lol hahahaha That hotel price is insane — for that room quality, even 100 would be overpriced in Zhejiang Great language instincts Sick This route would've been better just staying on 207 They definitely prepared this before coming — no way they wrote it on the spot Feels like watching an absurd American TV show He can actually understand AND explain it — today's language genius 1/1 How much???? Mini subplot in the bottom left Lily is a legend Lily spoils him so much lol That's hilarious This part isn't guessing — he'd already studied the history beforehand Netherlands This receptionist looks like someone from an ancient mural Bundled deal? Here Well written Here Erlian-hackt You two look like you're about to fall asleep Coming to China to buy American products Climbing a mountain in a motorcycle helmet and riding gear — must be real enjoyable lol So cheap here Check the cigarette brand in the details Lol what the heck Traditional culture rarely expresses love directly p*ssy Lmao Hahahahaha 99 The hand gestures lmaooo Are hotels in Shanxi all this bougie?? Not cheap, gold price is international + processing fee, China can't be cheaper Not bad, his Chinese is better than before ？ It's to prevent landslides bro He can even write it?? Mike's face was covered in acne before, really needed that treatment That goofy smile lol It goes all the way to Shanhaiguan, not just Beijing Horror movie His pronunciation is getting better and better Ludwig's listening has improved too Who else noticed that crotch zoom-in They only went this far. So funny why is this episode so hilarious That actually worked?? Bullying his girlfriend as usual. Great BGM Isn't gold a universal price? Oh my god That fish is super aggressive. Finally someone uses GPS navigation hahahaha Oh no, this is the real ult This BGM is perfect Here Mike really thinks he's a business genius now. Hahahaha Probably afraid the meds will make him drowsy Lao Feng Xiang is a classic brand. Wait Lao Feng Xiang isn't professional?? Are they eating someone's pet arowana?? It's 1000 yuan per gram now, can that even be 5 grams Hahahaha Smuggling Mike is such a troublemaker What is going on hahahaha You trying to take off or what Hahahahaha I'm dead ？ Hahaha Lmaooo Lily sneaking in her own stuff Hahahahahahaha That should be blackhead removal right. I'm dying lol Diemei, that's hilarious Hahahahahahaha Hahahahaha ？ Hahahaha Gourds do have symbolic meaning, earlier commenter Looks pretty good actually. You don't understand Chinese and you blame the road signs... Nike's face has too many acne scars. Which section of the Great Wall is this? Hahahaha what even Shanxi for ya, trucks everywhere Americans really can eat sugar At Cha Bai Dao you gotta get the taro paste. ？ Give the kid some cold medicine I see a round chubby Ganyu on the mountain Haha Those nose hairs are terrifying Oh no are they still going to Beijing You don't actually have a Chinese surname do you Why not go find a foot massage place lol He seems to blend in better Does he actually know what B means Facial cleansing AAAAAAAHHHHH Outside your home province you'd be lucky to name the capitals He's walking with the selfie stick between his legs Michael Jackson So cute, usangi This background music lmaooo Hahahahaha A bit pricey huh Speaking dialect to foreigners, even I can't understand. ??? Go get some hot pot lamb already! I can't hold it in anymore Customs: Hello there Genius Entered the intelligence center To the earlier comment, international gold price and US jewelry prices are different too His skin really does look better. Why aren't they trimming these foreigners' nose hairs Gala game Yep, it's on the mountain ridge A 'small sample' concept lol Hahaha, gotta climb the mountain Getting all dazed and confused hahaha This is smuggling, from the US perspective. ??? Can't he just borrow it and bring it back to the US? Hahahahahaha Can't believe he actually guessed right Smuggling Dazed and confused haha Big fruit Wow that's awesome That'ssuper awkward He always clips the 360 camera between his legs. Lily: ??? It worked that well? Read but replied with nonsense So fast Just kidding Ugh still a long way to go What kinda business is this, just holding the milk tea like that? "Correct" Genius Perfect form Fortune and prosperity P*nis angle (doge) ？ Inner Mongolia actually has the most Great Wall sections, cuz it was built to keep us Mongolians out lol ~(￣▽￣～)~ ..... ??? hey，humanbeing Hahahaha How much?? This is illegal currency exchange territory Hope they pass through Datong Bro is completely gassed out Gold smuggling basically They also went through part of Hebei Authentic KFC (Kaifeng Cuisine) Are those earlier comments joking? Do you know how long the Great Wall is? This is just one section So many bird nests Foreign exchange fraud is illegal Birds of a feather, barbarians who don't understand civilization $400 per gram Hahahaha this pic is so adorable Why did he suddenly say 'hotel' in dialect Like a little pet Great Wall in a pen Hahahahaha Hahahaha Bro should really trim his nose hairs Can't he just borrow money from Mike haha They went to Lao Feng Xiang again Beijing 88 If it weren't for watching foreign travel vlogs, Erenhot would be such an obscure place Ura! This looks like Shahe Town, sounds like the dialect I heard when I hiked Wutai Mountain Lmao dead Lol the bottom left corner I can't Customs coming for you Too bad it's not you Hahahahahaha Shame they're not going to Wutai Mountain Get some plastic surgery This is so fun I'm dying lol Hahahahahaha Hahahaha Lily is so jealous Getting better and better It does contain it actually All correct So accurate It does ？ They don't even know what service they bought hahaha Xing County, you should listen to Yang Yi's 'Picking Garlic Sprouts' Even I can't understand this dialect haha Wutai Mountain 103km This camera's auto white balance is terrible, it's always like this. Definitely more reliable to ask truck drivers Our Chinese is too fluent what do we do AAAAAAAAAAAAA Huh? They came for a facial cleanse, why not get a massage Hahahahahaha Milk tea shops have ice cream too Hahaha American version of Lao Xiang Ji So sweet Hahahaha Our Chinese is too fluent what do we do Lily's gonna lose it hahahaha Lmao Hahaha dazed and confused Actually not bad though So fast That's too sweet He said this one is more waterproof, no other colors available Maybe they asked but it got cut You're really fast